Dell Online CHat Support Prank!!!

Discussion in 'Cannabis Humor & Funny Stories' started by californication, Feb 18, 2010.

  1. Yes i know im a jerk lol but you gotta love it lol

    (I BOLDED some highlights lol)

    he was an asshole and he disconnected me at the end lol

    Code:
    You are now being connected to an agent. Thank you for using Dell Chat
    System System  
    BE_XPS_Rep_Bernardo G:  How may I help you with your purchase today?
    [B]Customer Tim:  Christ! That took long enough![/B]
    Agent BE_XPS_Rep_Bernardo G: Hi Tim.
    Agent BE_XPS_Rep_Bernardo G: how are you today?
    Customer Tim:  good
    Customer Tim:  I do not know what computer to buy
    [B]Customer Tim:  hello??
    Customer Tim:  ...[/B] 
    Agent BE_XPS_Rep_Bernardo G: yes I'm here just typing.
    Agent BE_XPS_Rep_Bernardo G: we have a top of the line system. it's an Alienware Area-51 ALX.
    [B]Customer Tim:  ill take it![/B]
    Agent BE_XPS_Rep_Bernardo G: [B]Awesome[/B]. are you interested in purchasing this system today?
    Customer Tim:  Yes!
    Agent BE_XPS_Rep_Bernardo G: great.
    [SIZE=2][B]Customer Tim:  Dude, I'm getting a Dell![/B][/SIZE]
    Agent BE_XPS_Rep_Bernardo G: [B]Awesome[/B].
    Agent BE_XPS_Rep_Bernardo G: Do you need anything else clarified or addressed, before I let you go?”
    [B][SIZE=3]Customer Tim:  im just playing LOL i dont have any money!!!! GRASSCITY!!!!!
    Customer Tim:  FTW!!!![/SIZE][/B]
    Agent BE_XPS_Rep_Bernardo G: Thank you for contacting Dell Sales Chat. Have a great day.
    System System  BE_XPS_Rep_Bernardo G has left this session!
    System System  The session has ended!
    Send
    Session ID: 34031027  
    Question40
    Pick one of the following options:
        OK     Cancel    
    Timeout40
    Do you wish to continue this chat session?
        Continue Session     End Session    
    
     
  2. Of course he did...He probably deals with shit like that all the time. Why do you think he offered up a high-end computer right from the start. I didn't know dell sold alienwares though.
     
  3. Man, I don't think GC wants a bunch of people pullin' this shit on 'em. Head over to 4chan or some shit if you wanna do this.
     

  4. Yes SIR mr. 1 post!!!!..............................lol
     
  5. How is this funny?
     
  6. seconded. great first post, by the way.


    OP, post count means nothing when someone has something to say. i know members with high post counts that can post worthless shit all day long, while some tend not to post often but post good and informational things when they want. (i'd like to think i'm a good mix of in-between :rolleyes:)
     
  7. wow dude i dont mean to hate er anything but you have the worst stories ever, just stop... seriously bro, just stop













    j/k i'm not saying i'm just saying
     
  8. Dude, you owned that Dell Operator, man please keep this up, you are one of a kind and really have a special gift.
     

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