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Decipher this text

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Teal, Nov 26, 2011.

  1. #1 Teal, Nov 26, 2011
    I got a strange text message from a girl whom I bone in regards to a christmas party. Heres how it went.

    If a big man comes and grabs me up, its probably just santa collecting his hoes. Im texting you from the sack, bring alcohol ;)

    so there were so many metaphors I couldnt follow there and I dont know what to say haha
     
  2. #2 dudickle, Nov 26, 2011
    Sounds like she's in bed and wants you to come over, bring booze, and fuck her.

    Also she's already drunk.
     
  3. #3 Blazed4dayz, Nov 26, 2011
    ^ something along those lines
     
  4. #4 b lewis, Nov 26, 2011
    Go to her house with alcohol and smash. She wants it bro.
     
  5. #5 Fëanor, Nov 26, 2011
    It means you should go to bed now.

    Cause if you get booze and go over there to fuck her, she'll be passed out by the time you get there :D
     
  6. #6 DCsFavorite, Nov 26, 2011
    Obvious text is obvious.
     
  7. #7 GK420, Nov 27, 2011
    It means go buy a pack of Durex and get on her level.
     
  8. #8 Makizushi, Nov 27, 2011
    it's so obvious..



    she's having car trouble and needs you to call a mechanic.
     
  9. #9 Teal, Nov 27, 2011
    You guys were right! thanks for guiding my cock
     
  10. #10 bandilero, Nov 27, 2011
    No problem mclovin. /iseewhatyoudidthere
     
  11. #11 BluntCruisin, Nov 27, 2011
    it's obvious...she just saved 50 percent or more on car insurance by switching to geico.
     
  12. #12 TomRiddleIsDead, Nov 27, 2011
    "I'm a hoe. Come fuck me, and bring alcohol."
     
  13. #13 Sir Tokes Alot, Nov 27, 2011
    Dude hop in your whip and head over there with some goose. Chick wants to bang. Wear a santa outfit lol.
     
  14. #14 cunty88, Nov 28, 2011
    go collect your hoe santa ;P
     
  15. #15 iSmokeLI, Nov 28, 2011
    did you bang her or not.
     
  16. #16 bandilero, Nov 28, 2011





    :rolleyes:
     
  17. #17 Jankasauras, Nov 29, 2011
    A late letter too santa? Or she just wants to have sex.
     
  18. #18 GGrass, Nov 29, 2011
    And we never hear from him again...
     
  19. #19 Taylored, Nov 30, 2011
    It's obvious she's fucking your brother and wants you to know about it
     
  20. #20 tokinbud420, Nov 30, 2011
    The text was a trap! OP went to get laid and got murdered instead..oh nooo
     

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