Dec.21.2012BYEBYE

Discussion in 'Religion, Beliefs and Spirituality' started by fojokin, Apr 11, 2007.

  1. Hey, on Dec. 20 2012 remember me before DEC 21.

    Listen I don't have much time cause I'm slipping into sleep right now, but ;

    Mayan calendar dictates that the fourth cycle ends in 2012 Dec 21.
    Ladies and Gentlemen I have made a April resolution, on Dec 20th I'm going to get so faded that I will welcome the end of the world. Now stick with me here,
    The Mayan's believe that we are currently in the fourth cycle, each cycle lasts for around 5,000 years, ever time a cycle ends it ends violently, usually. One problem my fellow Pot smoking friends, uh we can't decode their end of day prophecies. Those that study the language have never found the translation to the last part of the prophecy. So one theory is that our sun will take our solar system and zoom us into the milky way some how.

    First point for the nonbelievers,
    1. Mayans have been right about virtually every prophecy they have made to date.
    2. Scientists believe that the Milky way is in fact getting closer to our solar system. (Although its certainly not at the rate so that we will have a great view of the milky way galaxy by 2012
    3. I forget what the program was called but we have tracked thousands of asteroids and perhaps hundreds are on a collision course to our planet, on sticks out in particular though it was in Popular science I believe they said it was supposed to hit earth in 2009 perhaps, don't quote me here. (Scientists have a few theories how to knock the asteroid off the collision course with the earth but I wonder if it's date was wrong, the date that the scientists predicted the asteroid would meet up with the earth and it actually meets up with us in 2012.

    4. MOST IMPORTANT, the Hopi Indian tribe also believe this date to be a accurate guess as to when the end of the world is coming, when the earth will perhaps be reborn.

    One of the most scary facts that I have ever heard is that a tribe, and forgive me for not knowing who, but one Indian tribe believe that when a white buffalo is born it is the sign of the Apocalypse. But when is the last time you saw a white buffalo? For those who are not Aggies like myself, there have been two born in I believe the Dakotas within four or three years, I think one in 04 and one in 06. The tribe has done some rituals and I believe the last time I heard they were ready.

    So with that said, please excuse the lack of source sights and spelling errors, my point is ladies and gentlemen the end of the world or perhaps the new world is coming, and on Dec. 20 2012 if I have enough and you have the gass, come on over baby we gonna get high.

    Happy Trails and smoke slowly,
    Big Steve
     


  2. :hello::hello::hello: FTW:hello::hello::hello:
     
  3. If you want to convince someone that the end of the world is nigh and you take a sentence out of a short post to describe how tired you are, or better yet, the impression it gives, that you're too tired to give us a good post to convince us that the world is near destruction... i mean, its just stale, don't even have the flavor of a TR00 fanatic. you're just like a poseur fanatic, I mean shit, at least evangelical christians are trying*.(even if this thread is a joke this serves as a perfect example of why some forum posters are hilarious)
     
  4. whats ftw mean?
     
  5. ftw - fuck the world? just a guess

    anyways, I'm not convinced the OP is convinced the world is coming to an end. sounds like a good reason to get fubared though. peace
     

  6. Isn't our solar system part of the milky way?

    But yeah man, do a search next time, this has been posted several times.
     
  7. man fuck my b day is 5 days away on the 27th
    well
    I hope its not wrong because I will defiantly smoke till I choke, smoke some smack, down some lines of coke,get drunk as shit, ill go to las vegas and go to the strip and just be doing all this shit while walking around. o yeh ciggs cant forget them..

    just imagine a hippy completly twisted, chain-smoking, walking an inch a minute, feeling incredibly good.
    O SHIT i forgot the LSD and shrooms, and ide be singing "yellow submarine"
    and then, if I see a metior coming, ill shit my pants and inhale the biggest hit of bud ever.
    I'll be properly prepared.
     
  8. ftw = for the win

    and i think the earth will go plenty longer than 2012
     

  9. Yes, it is. And we're hurtling through it at an amazing speed even as we post. The end must be near...! :eek:

    It's not only the Mayan calendar that ends in 2012. I've heard reports (although I've never researched their validity) that other ancient calendars lead up to 2012 but no further. And I think about it everytime I pass by this cross town freeway project sign that says construction will be completed in 2012, wondering if the cross town freeway will ever get used...

    It's funny, but I don't believe in predictions of End Times. They put such a damper on living this Life.
     
  10. Every single ancient calender, every civilization that came previous all pointing towards 2012 as the end, still means next to jackshit. Though its not like many people seriously consider many of the other ancient myths alongside with the end of days, then again i can see how consistantly living the beliefs of the ancients would put a damper on 21st century living.
     
  11. Pre-cognition is such a silly subject
     
  12. Ummm the Mayans never predicted the end of the world, we just made that up simply due to their caldendar stopping.
     
  13. its just the end of a cycle, like the moon going from full back to full. but this 2012 is a 21000 year cycle, something like that :p

    i predict strong psychic energies thast day, at least
     
  14. If you're having an end of the world party...can I bring the cheese ball?
     
  15. it has nothing to do with the milky way and earth coming closer. It has to do that the earth will align directly in the center of the milky way which is supposed to open the underworld. The world won't necessarily "end" there's just going to be a great change as in the world will be run by Satan just like the Book of Revelations states. The Bible Code has 2012 as well.
     
  16. Well, we've got a lot of ground to cover in a mere 5 years when you consider we're on an outer edge of the Milky Way. We've got to travel MANY light years (no need to do the specific calculations; just know that it's a looooonnnnnngggg way away!) to get to the center. We're going to have to go faster than the speed of light to get there by Dec 21, 2012. Everyone, BUCKLE UP! It could be a bumpy ride! :eek:
     
  17. The end of the Mayan calendar has almost always been related to the global ascension theory.. Where did you hear that one?
     
  18. Well you're basically saying the same thing, except for the "directly in the center of the milky way" comment. At the center of the Milky Way, the consensus is that there is a supermassive blackhole.

    I wrote this in the other post concerning the Mayan Calendar:

    Where exactly is this Underworld located. Perhaps in the strata of the earth's crust?

    Perhaps in the molten mantle?

    Or is it does intangible device have to be invoked?


    Already there if you ask me.

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    Where in the hell does the bible take about the Solar System coming in alignment with the galactic bulge, which will (for some bizarre reason) incur the reign of Satan; a deity supposedly created by God, for some bizarre reason?

    Let's not start a debate on *that* bullshit

    Or was Herman Melville part of the lesser-known Quadrinity?
     
  19. Haha dude... My consciousness will have evolved beyond the need for a "world" SO long before that, so it's all good.

    Just awhile to go...

    Edit; Can't really call it a *black* hole when according to all them silly concept artists, it's apparently glowing with the intensity of thousands of suns, now can ya?

    :D
     

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