Dear cheap ass tippers...

Discussion in 'General' started by JohnnyWeedSeed, Jan 31, 2011.

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  1. #1 JohnnyWeedSeed, Jan 31, 2011
    fuck you! Piece of shit, if you are a penny pinching asshole don't order a pizza to be delivered. I drive 10 miles to your shack and 10 miles back in the freezing balls cold and you give me a two fucking dollar tip? After I pay for the gas to get there and back I LOOSE money! I basically paid $1.50 so your fat ass can eat pizza and not go get it! Eat a dick!
     
  2. #2 mushroomsatsuji, Jan 31, 2011
    Do you mind driving about 1,000?

    Im hungry
     
  3. #3 .AcidTrip., Jan 31, 2011
    hahahhahahah you should start pulling some pranks when they tipp you less.
     
  4. #4 NancyReagan, Jan 31, 2011
    You know where he lives....
     
  5. #5 tuchaka, Jan 31, 2011
    lol ya i am not that guy i tip well
     
  6. #6 nitraw, Jan 31, 2011
    it's sad but true. People have been hella stingy with tipping the past couple of years. My girl works at olive garden and it kills me when she tells me EVERY DAY she has at least 3 or 4 tables that don't even tip 8% let alone 10%. Shit, 85$ bill 5 dollar tip. 110$ bill, 7 dollar bill. Really? Here is a tip for all you *****rds (look it up), if you can't afford to leave at least a DECENT tip don't go out and eat. 10% sounds about good right now, let alone 15.
    Wow they really just censored the word N I G G A R D, you guys do know that's an actual word, right? Fix your shit.
     
  7. #7 SimplyLemon, Jan 31, 2011
    Ordering takeout adds automatically like 2 bills to the cost...

    Anyways, I throw like 3 bills...
     
  8. #8 mushroomsatsuji, Jan 31, 2011
    Look at the letters it censored. You know what that is?
     
  9. #9 Free The BIRDS, Jan 31, 2011
    fuck delivery period


    if you cant pick that shit up go fuck urself and learn to make food lol



    waste of money.


    like 3 deliveries = 1 whole pizza


    ya fuck deliveries including tips
     
  10. #10 TrueNirvana, Jan 31, 2011
    I remember I was 10 years old and my mom ordered a pizza and left so I had to pay the pizza guy. I wasn't supposed t give this kid a tip but he was begging me (a 10 year old) for a tip so I gave him the $20 my mom left me. What a fucking ass hole I hate pizza delivery guys. I WAS 10 YEARS OLD WHAT THE FUCK
     
  11. #11 Mantikore, Jan 31, 2011
    Just the tip.
     
  12. #12 deadhead4-2-0, Jan 31, 2011
    the opening scene from reservoir dogs comes to mind
     
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  13. #13 TrueNirvana, Jan 31, 2011

    What?
     
  14. #14 budluver, Jan 31, 2011
    You should pull a bigsausagepizza the next time someone does that shit.
     
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  15. #15 Nairb, Jan 31, 2011
    I am a penny-pinching asshole, but I don't order delivery.. I go pick it up.

    I would go back and do donuts in his yard.
     
  16. #16 Mantikore, Jan 31, 2011
    Just to see how it feels, that's all.
     
  17. #17 JohnnyWeedSeed, Jan 31, 2011
    I say 4-5 minimum is a good tip. You gotta think we have to pay for the price gouged gas it takes to get that pie to your ass and still turn a profit. Just think how much it would be worth to you to not have to get your stoned/drunk ass up and go get that food and tip accordingly. It aint voodoo that brings that shit to your door. Its the mf delivery guy and he does it to make money to pay his damn bills
     
  18. #18 Mantikore, Jan 31, 2011
    I can say one thing that will make some people tip less is the delivery charge some places throw on.
     
  19. #19 greenwatcher, Jan 31, 2011
    if i get delivery i pay plus 15% thats it period

    hell ill even take out some scrap paper and calculate that shit to the penny:devious: muhahaha
    i work too man.
    and arnt ur boss suppose to reimburse you for gass neways??
     
  20. #20 JohnnyWeedSeed, Jan 31, 2011
    The place I work doesn't chars a delivery fee and they dont pay gas. I get 6/hr base and then tips. I just delivered to some old ass woman in the hospital and even opened and poured her pop for her and the bitch stiffed me! No tip at all! I'll leave ur ass to eat hospital food next time:mad:
     
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