dear abby

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Luvdabuddah, Jun 24, 2004.

  1. >Subject: Dear Abby
    >
    >Dear Abby,
    >
    > I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
    as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my
    sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite.
    > My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
    selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters,
    who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one is currently
    serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a
    teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting
    charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
    > I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives
    in Longview, She is a part time "working girl". All things considered, my
    problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into
    the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
    > Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for
    President?
    > Signed, John
    > Worried About My Reputation
    >
    >
    lmao :rolleyes:
     

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