How many babys does it take to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them. How many babys does it take to roof a house? Depends on how then you slice them.. Whats more gross? A pile of dead babys? or a baby eating its way to the top of the pile? PLease dont think im against babys. these are just for humor
whats the difference between a truck full of ping pong balls and a truck full of dead babies? you cant unload the balls with a pitchfork. muahahahaha