Dead Baby jokes

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Bstick, Jul 31, 2002.

  1. How many babys does it take to paint a house?

    depends on how hard you throw them.

    How many babys does it take to roof a house?

    Depends on how then you slice them..

    Whats more gross?

    A pile of dead babys? or a baby eating its way to the top of the pile?

    PLease dont think im against babys. these are just for humor
  2. whats the difference between a truck full of ping pong balls and a truck full of dead babies?

    you cant unload the balls with a pitchfork.

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