DEA agent goes looking for pot.

i lol'd

 

[quote name='"ThEbLuEMaGoO"']Never posted in this section before but seeing as I just got raided by the feds this joke caught my eye and I wanted to share with GC haha.

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”
I said “Okay , but don’t go in that field over there…..”,

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, ” Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do you understand?!!”

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull…… With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs…..

“Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!”

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I chuckled a bit lol. how could he not see the bull in the first place?

 

[quote name='"Zilla!"']I chuckled a bit lol. how could he not see the bull in the first place?[/quote]

To busy being tough

You know arrogance sleeps with death

 

Bwhahahhahahahahahhaa omg I can't stop fuckin laughing! Op why do you own a bull as a pet?

 

He was on a farm lol

nice op fuck the dea

 

[quote name='"ThEbLuEMaGoO"']Never posted in this section before but seeing as I just got raided by the feds this joke caught my eye and I wanted to share with GC haha.

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”
I said “Okay , but don’t go in that field over there…..”,

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, ” Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do you understand?!!”

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull…… With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs…..

“Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!”

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Lmfao If this is a true story thats fucking golden. Stupid pigs never listen.

 

Dude that's fucking hilarious.

 

Laughing My God Damm Ass Off...show him your badge...what a riot.

 

this didn't actually happen to him.... it was a joke he saw fit to share after he got raided by the feds

 

Dea agent deserved that one for being such an ass.. Although they can do whatever they please

 

Hah hah what a knee slapper

 

thats funny shit.

 

im surprised he didn't shoot and kill your dog, the court wouldn't have done shit about it either if he did

 

this isn't about OP people...

 

I lol'd!
Epic

 

Hahahahaa


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[quote name="Eye Get Money" post="15610745" timestamp="1345974918"
You know arrogance sleeps with death[/quote]

I've never heard that saying but I fucking love it. Thank you

 

The post is so old but I'm glad someone dug it up. I LOL every time I see this somewhere. I needed a good laugh.