Never posted in this section before but seeing as I just got raided by the feds this joke caught my eye and I wanted to share with GC haha. A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.†I said “Okay , but don't go in that field over there…..â€, The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, †Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!†Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do you understand?!!†I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull…… With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs….. “Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!â€
[quote name='"ThEbLuEMaGoO"']Never posted in this section before but seeing as I just got raided by the feds this joke caught my eye and I wanted to share with GC haha. A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.” I said “Okay , but don’t go in that field over there…..”, The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, ” Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do you understand?!!” I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull…… With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs….. “Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!” [/quote]
[quote name='"Zilla!"']I chuckled a bit lol. how could he not see the bull in the first place?[/quote] To busy being tough You know arrogance sleeps with death
[quote name='"ThEbLuEMaGoO"']Never posted in this section before but seeing as I just got raided by the feds this joke caught my eye and I wanted to share with GC haha. A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.” I said “Okay , but don’t go in that field over there…..”, The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, ” Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do you understand?!!” I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull…… With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs….. “Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!” [/quote] Lmfao If this is a true story thats fucking golden. Stupid pigs never listen.
this didn't actually happen to him.... it was a joke he saw fit to share after he got raided by the feds
im surprised he didn't shoot and kill your dog, the court wouldn't have done shit about it either if he did
[quote name="Eye Get Money" post="15610745" timestamp="1345974918" You know arrogance sleeps with death[/quote] I've never heard that saying but I fucking love it. Thank you
The post is so old but I'm glad someone dug it up. I LOL every time I see this somewhere. I needed a good laugh.