I was recently high on omegle and after numerous instances of trying to get someone normal to talk to and failing only to find a some sad distorted 40 year old sexual predators, I decided to just mess with one.. Why did I do this? No idea, but it was pretty funny in a sick way. Stranger: hi You: hiii Stranger: asl? You: 14/f/ca You: uu Stranger: wow Stranger: 15 ohio Stranger: m Stranger: so u cute or sexy or both You: both Stranger: ahh nice Stranger: so u a little teaser haha You: lol Stranger: haha im 509 175 red hair and green eyes u? Stranger: 5-9 Stranger: lol You: im 4'8 blonde hair blu eyes Stranger: wow Stranger: sexy is right Stranger: lots of b/fs You: haha yeaa Stranger: i thought soo Stranger: lots of kissing? You: only if there lucky '] Stranger: ahhhhhh i get lucky sometimes soo what if there realy lucky haha You: huh? Stranger: so what all have u done iv gone 2nd base hehe You: sameee Stranger: the girl next door is 16 Stranger: shes teaching me You: teaching you wat?? Stranger: sex stuff You: like wat? Stranger: well we have done fingering and hand jobs and we just tried oral You: oral? Stranger: yaaa blow jobs Stranger: eating pussy You: ohh i knoo wat a bj is but, wats eating pussy? Stranger: when a boy licks ur pussy Stranger: well sucks it Stranger: well eats it lol Stranger: u noo You: my spot? u mean? like my spec placee? Stranger: yaaa ur vagina Stranger: had any boys touched it You: no.. why would you do that?? Stranger: cause it realy fun Stranger: it feels really kolll Stranger: lickingit You: for uuu haha Stranger: 4 u tooo You: wat r u talkin about? Stranger: what r u talkin about You: I dont understand how that wuld feel good 4 me?? Stranger: if i licked ur pussy it wood make u feel wondeful You: lol get out Stranger: lol yess Stranger: girl next door has orgasm when i did it too her You: i don't understend all these words Stranger: oh well never mind Stranger: ask me anything You: whats you favrite color Stranger: plaid Stranger: lol You: ewww Stranger: lol u have any plaid skirts i love those You: only one Stranger: nice how short is it You: not too short, its not badd rele Stranger: i see does ur mom not like ur short skirts? You: not at all Stranger: she dosnt like them at all You: nope Stranger: i seee so do u lime short skirts? You: uhh kinda Stranger: like Stranger: yaa feels good Stranger: do u keep ur legs together haha You: ofcurse Stranger: yaa cani ask a qs You: sure =] Stranger: when u were a skirt and r alone do u keep ur legs togerher haha Stranger: :} You: ummm yeah? sumtimes indian style but i guess Stranger: yaa so what do u wear under ur skirt? Stranger: u can ask me anything You: underwear duh You: but if its shorter spankies just incase it goes up or something Stranger: duh what kind and color do u like best You: red Stranger: ahh sexy red Stranger: thongs or bikinis? You: umm i only know what binkini is o bikini =] Stranger: ok Stranger: well girl next door wears lots of skirts and well she not good at keepingher legs together You: oh?ok Stranger: and of course i loook You: lol Stranger: haah Stranger: and boner ville You: haha Stranger: yaa Stranger: u no what a boner is right You: duhh Stranger: well was just asking u ever see a boner? You: nooo Stranger: ok Stranger: so u wear bras? You: yeah sports Stranger: i seee Stranger: ask me anything You: how old r u rele cuz u aact old computerly Stranger: 18 You: ohh haha woww Stranger: u still wanna chat You: 1 of my friend went out with a 18 year and he was weird You: kept tryin to let him take her virginity Stranger: wood u go out with me Stranger: wood u wea ra short little skirt Stranger: and no bra You: huh? my mom would kill me Stranger: we wont tell Stranger: u can sit on my lap and we can kiss You: how? we don live closeee Stranger: jst pretend You: wat do you mean? Stranger: just pretend we r out together You: sir, why don't cha, why don't yah have a seat. Stranger: sits down You: u know who i am? Stranger: noo whoo You: im chris hansen Stranger: wow You:and your on dateline msnbc's to catch a predator Stranger: rewallyy Stranger: lol Stranger: ohoh You: so does it even bother you that you thought i was 14 year old girl Stranger: oh yess Stranger: im sorry You: "you can sit on my lap and we can kiss" You: you said to a apparent 14 year old girl You: and some other things i cant really say Thats where he disconnected. heh. I know random, my b.