yo me and my *****z where smoking some bud after shooting some hoops downtown after dark. So some tim later, my homeboy Tron starts yelling fight the power, fuck the Police. We was walking down Macarthur Park and Tron starts to spell fuck with his piss on the street. And then all of a sudden, I hear the popo ring and i'm like SHIT. theres no only two things that scares a black man these days, baby dady and the pop. To make things worse i have a glock on me and a shitload of weed in my bag. At first i was thinkin of getting the fuck out of there, but the white man designed Macarthur park so no negro can hide. I'm like fuck man, my jesus lovin mama is gonna die when she hears her only non-crack Tyrone is gonna get busted. So the cops pull over and I shit you not, I saw a home boy comin outta the police car. Man and he looked like one of those *****s straight outta africa wit no white blood on him. So he aproachin and askin what you boys doin out this late. And I reply, we was helpin Pastor Crenshaw spread the word of Jesus to the masses. And beleve me or not, the afro popo gave me and my friends a ride back to my crib, with my glock and weed and shit still on me.
Brotha', you a fuckin' pussy, I would've popped that negro right on his fuckin' ass with my twelve gauge shotgun that I keep in ma' pant leg, homie.
thts fucking chill as shit homie hahahaha.oh yeah and fuck u honest journey .oh andd im sure u keep a shotgun in ur pants dumbass
the part about the negro hiding spots was pretty funny. So you just pack heat all the time, damn man I would have been sweatin sack if that cop was interrogating me.
Either 1 I feel bad for black people due to this massive act of troling Or 2 black people are scary man.
Aaaaahahahah. I was reading the tags and they were all pretty corny not funny racist tags, and then I hit Maury and busted out laughing cuz well....that shit is just funny. Look up, and the last post which I'd skip had the same reaction which made me laugh even harder. Maury is a hilarious show to watch baked regardless of your fucking skin color or even level of intellect haha.
