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dank= green pee?

Discussion in 'Experienced Cannabis Enthusiasts' started by LORDFINESSE210, Sep 5, 2012.

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  1. #1 LORDFINESSE210, Sep 5, 2012
    ever since my guy sold me some northern lights my pee is a light green color?..and stings a little....anybody kno?
     
  2. #2 cripin210Tx, Sep 5, 2012
    I dought it has anything to do with your weed man. I think you should aee a doctor
     
  3. #3 whiteice15, Sep 5, 2012
    the last girl you were with?
     
  4. #4 smokin bud, Sep 5, 2012
    That sounds like a girl problem, not a weed problem man. Never had that shit happen to me.
     
  5. #5 EyesSeeingAll, Sep 5, 2012
    Lmao, yup mmmhmm the northern lights bro
     
  6. #6 HBGBUB, Sep 5, 2012
    You got the herps bro
     
  7. #7 *guest, Sep 5, 2012
  8. #8 PresidentObama, Sep 5, 2012
    sit down, smoke a bowl, and don't cry...but you got the clap bro.
     
  9. #9 frankenfish, Sep 5, 2012
    you may want to get that looked at. lol
     
  10. #10 figarofigaro, Sep 5, 2012
    You're literally producing the Aurora Borealis in your toilet bowl.

    Fucking northern lights, man
     
  11. #11 SunStoner, Sep 5, 2012
    You should of wrapped it up before you tapped it!
     
  12. #12 FluffyBud, Sep 5, 2012
    you have an STD, no doubt.
     
  13. #13 Maryed Man, Sep 5, 2012
    That's some good ass bud.
     
  14. #14 Chip killer, Sep 5, 2012
    That the clap my dude.
     
  15. #15 t-fizz, Sep 5, 2012
    Ya fucked up man..

    Bite a piece of leather and clap your member real hard wen it gets all swollen..

    After the 4th time its like a walk in the park.

    Edit: jk sounds like u just ate some candy or some shit that fucked ur shit up
     
  16. #16 dankzz92, Sep 5, 2012
    My piss is always green after I've smoked, but when I'm sober, it goes back to yellow. So yeah it has something to do with the weed. Don't let these idiots tell you you have the clap.
     
  17. #17 PresidentObama, Sep 5, 2012

    ...are you putting your weed in a blender, adding ice and milk and drinking it. cuz smoking weed does not make your piss green dawg.
     
  18. #18 LORDFINESSE210, Sep 5, 2012
    i ate some canna butter...on toast..?..could that made it green?..i also banged this girl i met at subway but that was last week...
     
  19. #19 t-fizz, Sep 5, 2012
    Yupp u got da clap
     
  20. #20 dankzz92, Sep 6, 2012
    Or you're ignorant and think just because it doesn't happen to you, doesn't mean it can't happen to anyone else.
     
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