Damn Mormons keep dropping off flyers.

Discussion in 'The Artist's Corner' started by Apocalibz, Jun 17, 2016.

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  1. Mormon's are bizarre, I know some really fucked up ones
     
  2. It's like them jehovas witnesses who park by bus stops and try to hand that shit out.
     
  3. Considering what the ropers are doing it just more junk mail so to speak.
     
  4. A polite "go dig a grave " sometimes works wonders. Got me a free train ride today
     
  5. I'll swap it out for the next one they give me and give them back this one instead.

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  6. 5 bucks via paypal if you can capture their face when they see it.
     
  7. I'll be sure to wear a GoPro

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  8. Haha I'm totally not kidding!
     
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  9. haha whenever i see or hear anything mormon this is all i can think about

     
  10. Dude do that go pro thing for sure


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  11. So you can pick up $2.50 of the bill?
     
  12. I'll consider the investment but I would really like some more partners to take on this deal with that's a lot of capital


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  13. I'll hit the city and get a pyramid scheme going. By the end of the night we'll make everyone else pay for what we wanted to see. Like players sticky.
     
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  14. Cool I'll hit up the hood

    Meet back here at 420 for a business meeting


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  15. Yeeeeaaaahh buisness ;)
     
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  16. Once, after knee surgery, I was sitting wIth the front door open and two female missionaries came by. I thought they were from the hospital checking on me. I had been taking pain pills, muscle relaxers,and washing it down with Miller Lite. I was really tore up

    When they told me they were Mormon, I relaxed and starting asking questions like how many wives are allowed and did they do human sacrifices in the past. They quickly said a prayer for 'meand my knee, gave me a copy of the book of Mormon and left.

    A few weeks later, I got a call out of the blue for a job at a resort in Utah. I took it as s a sign I was supposed to go to Utah. It was a great change in my life, and the Mormon missionaries were part of that.

    I never became Mormon, but t gained a lot of respect for them.
     
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  17. That's very touching, im glad you had a positive experience.

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  18. My dad told me a story how when he was living on he's own at like 19 he let them in and said he just got out of prison for murder and was in to satanism they never came back


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