Alright blades so I was chillin with this new chick I met on saturday night. Were drinkin, tokin , flirtin back and forth and I could tell it was gonna be an awesome night. We were also jokin around and actin real loose so I didnt think what I was about to say was that out of line. Any ways she is like a preppy type like rich girl if you know what Im sayin. She said, so do you wanna go to your room? I said YEAAAAH MS MONEY PUSSSSAAYY!! And she just looked at me like wtf. Long story short no poonanny that night but I did hit that shit a few days later it was gratuitous.
^ Theyre the best! Its when a chick blows you except really slowly! Theyre so good they make girls wish they had penises!
haha mayne get a girl to fill her mouth up with a little water and give you a slow blow haha so bomb on
i do not see the point to this story if you ended up banging her anyways. I would never say that phrase either...haha
Well I mean I got cockblocked on saturday but barley got laid gratuitously last night before I told that story
There are two meanings of gratuitous, and unless you normally pay people to fuck you, or are saying that the amount of sex you ended up having was excessive, I don't think you're using the right word.
Good story man, I've cockblocked myself many times. Usually because I said something stupid or offencive like you. I also tend to make moves when shes not ready or doesn't even like me. Sometimes I think my brain doesn't want my dick to have any fun.