Damn, Gotta Go To Jail. Advice?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by moabfighter, May 29, 2013.

  1. YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BOOTY!

     
  2. At least it's only weekends so they aren't fully taking your freedom so to speak.  If you're worried about people fucking with you who pump weights, use your time in the pen to pump weights and get tougher.  Better to be productive than let the time be pointless.
     
  3. okay im confused how does skin colour come into this? a big white guy can fuck you up just as easily, gotta stop being insecure about your skin colour bro, believe it or not, but it bleeds through to your behaviour and it shows, i bet a 'big black guy' would notice it as well.
     
  4. I was just being figurative, not racist or anything...
    When I got a DUI in October, I had to pull a weekend, and it wasn't bad. Was coming down off a 10 day binge no sleep so I slept the time away...
    This is in VA, and everyone says this jail sucks the biggest donkey dick ever. Shouldn't be too bad I guess, everyone was cool when I did my weekend in TN last year, hopefully this goes the same, Will let everyone know how it went monday... gotta go in friday evening, pull 48, then get out sunday evening.
     
  5. it shouldnt be shorter to do it consecutive.
     
    if its not do that and get it outa the way
     
    they may drug test you inbetween times....maybe not
     
     
    either way its easy peasy lemon pie
     
    theres no weights in jail
     
     
    i was in jail in oregon tho, the worst part the was all night marachi sessions eye eye eye eye eye eye eye
    saw no fights. unless you are really annoying.
     
     
    may be diffrent there but
     
     
    dang kid
     
  6. #46 QPS420, May 30, 2013
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    I have a pv coming up, have been putting it off recently just bcuz i am working full time and paying the court money. I will prolly get 30 to 60..   goddd im not looking forward to it. I don't even like to type about it..  either way. Good luck op. You will get it done and over with. Time flies.
     
    Edit: And the Redwings lost. Fuck.
     
  7. shit dude, huge bummer. ive never been to jail, but id say just hunker down and dont get pissed while doing it. if your only doing weekends(still kind of confused on that part) then i dont think people would try to butt-rape you, since itd basically be like you going to the drunk tank every weekend all summer. will you be getting piss tested during the week when your not in jail?
     
  8. Get your shit together man.
     
  9. Right, he's acting like he's about to go upstate of some shit.


    Dude, just tell them you want to do the shit all at once. 2 weeks in jail isn't bad. I know many people who went to county and came out fine.
     
  10. learn how to bend over OP lol jk.... youll be fine youre gonna be in with people with dui's and probation violation as my pa would say "quit ya bitchin"
     
  11. I hope nothing happens to you in there, but if it does i hope its by a big ass white guy, for your bullshit comments about being attacked by a big ass black guy.

    My advice, learn to relax your throat muscles.
     
  12. Right away you will notice people sticking with their own nationality. Blacks with blacks, whites with whites, skinheads with skinheads, etc

    Right away locate the group with the weekenders so they will watch your back before someone tries to stick it in your back.
     
  13. Hey, at least it is not as bad as prison.
     
    I think barely anyone gets raped in regular jail.  Also if you are doing weekends only then 2 days will fly fast. Then you have 5 whole days before you go back. It will be over before you know it. Also definitely don't take shit from anyone, don't cause trouble but be firm and don't let nobody call you a bitch. Good luck buddy.
     
  14. Just please don't come out acting like a hard ass casus you did 15 days on jail. Just go do your time straight and fuck that weekend shit. Defend yourself if you have to and do your time.
     
  15. I'm not gunna come out trying to be hard at all. I'm disappointed in myself that I let whatever circumstances come this far that I have to do this at all. Granted, it's not because of anything I've done in 7+ months, I wish I hadn't done the stuff I did so long ago. My plan is to stay up all night tonight, stay awake all day tomorrow, and go in tired as fuck and just get as much sleep as possible once I go in. If anyone had read my old thread about not getting to leave the house, one positive thing i'll get out of this is communication with someone. Maybe I'll hear some cool stories while I'm in there, who knows.
    Wish me luck! If I don't post sunday evening/monday morning ish, it means I was killed in jail, please come to my funeral.
     
  16. i did weekends in jail also
    DO NOT TELL ANYONE IN YOUR TANK YOU ARE A WEEKENDER. YOU WILL GET FUCKED WITH
     
    sometimes they keep all the weekendrs in the nicer part of the jail. the jail dont wanna mix the people getting out with the people not getting out
     
    i would pop 4 or 5 sleeping pills about 30 mins before i turned myself in
    by the time i got done checking in, and being processed in, the pills would take effect and i would litterly sleep though my time in jail
    also,
    its hard to fuck with the guy who is asleep
     
    dont smuggle anything in. i once brought sum asprine in once, and the whole time i was in the jail iwas worried about getting caught with it, or getting founded out....i did a faver for someone inside
    its not worht worring for, especialy when u are only inside for the weekend
     
    fuck you might go in fri night and get out sat afternoon, if u get 1 day credit for good behavior.
     
    good luck and have fun. ur gona meet alota interesting people
    and be in a culture you never knew existed
     
    jail is a totaly differnt world
     
    and when that big black guy fucks with u and u have no choice...that point is all about earning ur respect
     
  17. oyea definitly dont go in trying to behard. there is always that guy who acts all hard, he is the first one to be broken. someone is going to have to test you since ur so hard and ur plan will backfire
     
    i seen white kids go in, acting all hard and street, talking the talk, and the poor kid was, he didnt know anything else, but to the folks in the tank, he was just a punk trying to be something he is not
     
    be yourself. they dont like fakes. try and stay quiet and not draw alota attention to urself
    when u tell ur story, make sure ur not lieing to much
     
    the people in ur tank with u, some of them in there have been in the big house all their life, they can figer you out by the time you finish your first sentence. very smart people inside
     
  18. No one in this thread knows the difference between jail and prison.
     
    Jail is what you go to for low felonies and misdemeanors. (DUI, drug possession, etc)
    Prison is what you go to for long sentences (over 90 days) and hard felonies (rape, murder, Child pornography etc)
     
    Most likely, you'll be in with some drunks and drug addicts. No one will really fuck with you as long as you mind your manners, and the whole rape thing doesn't happen in a county jail. That's prison, which you're not going to.
     
    All in all, you have nothing really to worry about. Just do your weekends and before you know it you'll be clear and free. You really won't be in with violent people.
     
    My friend was in a county jail up here and he said a good 60% of the people were DUI's, 30% drug related, and 10% violent offenders.
     
  19. Here if you're in for under 18 months you go to jail.

    Over 18 and it's prison.


    OP, you will most likely be thrown in with DUI's, possesions, petty theft or some other smaller shit. Most don't want to get an extended sentence so they'll ignore you. Don't do favors for people, more thy likely it will get you in trouble and then you're fucked, not them.
     

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