I know what you're probably thinking..that it's no big deal. but really it is. he confronted me as I got out of the bathroom and goes...what's this ? and he pulls out a lighter. my heart drops. I'm just like fuckkkk how the fuck did I slip up like this? first thing he asks is if I was smoking weed and I tell him no. I was like I used it to light some matches after I took a shit. I could tell that he obviously didn't believe me but he was just like whatever. dammit. never thought i'd find myself in this position. I had a horrible excuse for having the lighter, as matches can be lit with the match box they come in... what can I say ? he knows I don't smoke tobacco, so what excuse can I use for having a lighter? it's not the end of the world but I feel extremely uncomfortable. now everytime I go out he's gonna think I'm getting high. one month short from going away to university and I slipped up. dammit. can't believe this shit. if he brings it back up , I plan on telling him that the match box got wet and I needed the lighter to light the matches. best I can think of. it's just awkward and tension when I'm around him cuz we both know what's going on. he just won't press the issue withour further evidence. a lighter isn't necessarily mean I'm smoking weed but we both know it's prettt obvious. fuck, time for a t-break.
LOL @ saying it was to light a match. Just man up and tell him you smoke weed. If he disowns you then he doesnt sound like the most accepting or rational type of dad, aka one i wouldn't bother wanting in my life in the first place. Whats he gonna do, ground you? You say you are 1 month from going to UNI so you should be over 18, meaning he can only make ur life shit for 1 month. Does he really expect you not to do drugs as an adult?
You're a big boy, tell him you are allowed to carry a lighter. Say you smoke ciggs or cigars from time to time. Say you were fucking a girl and had it to light candles. But then again, I refuse to believe you are over the age of 18 and are being confronted about a damn lighter.
Shoulda said cigarettes. He has no way of knowing that you don't? U dun goofed Sent from my SCH-I535 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Tell him it's for the ladies. Even though you dislike kissing a smoker, it's better than no kisses. You're the gentleman to light their chit for them.
say you like to smoke the occasional black and mild. if you say cigs he could easily prove that wrong because if you really dont smoke then im sure you never smell like cigs/have a pack. if he bitches about tobacco just say you're 18 and are an adult and if you want to smoke an occasional black and mild then you will.
Its a lighter.. who cares? You're an adult if you're going to university in a month. You can do what you want. And if he has a problem with you doing it in the house, just tell him you don't.
No offense man but that was the most pathetic excuse possible, I would just man up and tell him unless you think you can make something up and get away with it haha.