Dad ate my super strong special brownies at work

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Ibelurkin hehe, Sep 23, 2012.

  1. So this morning before my dad went to work he saw my brownies i bake from the night before, and he took like 4 of them to work with him. About 10 mins earlier i hear him on the phone with my mom talking about he ate 1 of my brownie, he said that he's not feeling anything right now, but holy shit gc he just ate one of my super strong batch i made so far hahahaha!:laughing:
     
  2. So he knew they were special and took em anyway? You got some sick parents.
     
  3. he took 4 of them? and he knew what they were.....greedy bastard lol
     
  4. Not what I hoped for in this thread.
     
  5. [quote name='"yoregan"']Not what I hoped for in this thread.[/quote]

    Agreed. Thread did not deliver
     
  6. no he doesnt know until my mom told him.
     

  7. was hopin he worked for the DMV and took it to all his co-workers :(
     
  8. he work in a barber shop, he took 4 of them so he could share it with his co worker, but luckily he call my mom and my mom told him it was special brownies lol.
     

  9. hey just a general question OP, but how old are you? For story purposes...
     
  10. Lol some old ladies gonna come out with a mo-hawk
     
  11. haha can you imagine if he did share those brownies with his co worker.
     
  12. Dude I was actually worried for a second. My dad doesn't smoke weed and if he ate edibles he'd be fucking floored. If he lost his job over that or some shit, I'd feel so bad

    Even worse, if he distributed them to his coworkers, there'd probably be a lawsuit. I've seen it happen on judge judy before and the guy who brought them claimed he didn't know (seemed like he was lying, but I dunno) and he got fucked regardless
     
  13. Why would you bake edibles and just leave them out in the open?

    Who the fuck is going to pass a batch of brownies and go "ah nooooo, I don't think I'll have one." Nobody, that's who!
     
  14. One time my bro and I made brownies at his house, we left them out and went to go play basketball or something and come back and see a few gone, with his younger brother just sitting on the couch stoned outta his mind. It was hilarious but fucked up at the same time, let's just say we never told him what happened lol.
     
  15. this thread is bland but your dads a greedy greedy little man
     
  16. my sister has a house-maid that cleans her place sometimes and she never EVER touches anyone else's shit.. ESPECIALLY food.

    So one time the maid just disappears for the whole day. My sis baked a batch of brownies earlier, and counts her brownies, and one is missing. My sister got rly paranoid and worried, and spoke to the maid, who surprise surprise said she was feeling sick and dizzy.

    FUCKIN BULLSHIT!!!! THAT MAID KNEW THEIR WAS SOMETHIN SPECIAL IN THOSE BROWNIES AND GOBBLED ONE UP LIKE A FAT ASS!! Then she pretended she was "sick" so she could have the day off trippin balls. My sister is dumb like that, don't know why she was scared and worried, when it was pretty obvious the maid just wanted to be buzzin off her tits. I would have been hella angry if she stole a brownie, and I would have made her regurgitate it out and be like "bitch!!! the jig is up!!! u knew there was ganj in those brownies!!!"
     
  17. Reminds me of a time we left out brownies to cool down and the caretaker ate one 'by mistake'. Claims she didnt know it was weed laced, ended up havin the whole day off probably gettin high as fuck and livin the life. Sorry... but what kind of a fucking caretaker just eats a fresh batch of baked brownies without even asking first... bitch knew it had weed in it and probably called all her friends like "IM HIGH AS FUCK YOO!!!!!" lol
     

  18. LOL, hello brother!!!
    we posted at the same time!!!!
    too funny
     
  19. dude.... that is too funny
     

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