D.A.R.E. makes your kid write a poem

Discussion in 'Cannabis News & Industry Updates' started by yayayaya, Nov 10, 2010.

  1. Rhyme

    And this is kids learn from dare, you can see for yourself. They write little poems and then Dare puts them up on "dare kids".
    To be honest,
    I'm left speechless.

     
  2. They are the rain and you are a metal fence
    You let them get to you, and you will rust

    and

    It’s all because your friend just said,
    “Smoke pot with us, or you are dead.”

    These are so bad, I actually think they're written by kids. It's weird how they think this is good for them.

    I have one:

    My friends were cool
    before I snitched
    to the cop at school
    then they got pinched

    now I eat alone
    because I DAREd
    no one trusts me
    and DARE don't care

    My parents loved me
    but I turned them in
    now I'm unhappy
    cause they're in prison

    Now I'm alone
    because I DAREd
    in a foster home
    and DARE don't care
     
  3. Dude, you should try to have that published in a mj magazine.
     

  4. I vote.
     
  5. I smoked out with a DARE cop once in SoCal while visiting for a bacholer party and wedding for my cousin. We were playing poker and took a smoke break, them cigs, me weed and the DARE cop followed me begging me to smoke him out....too funny!
     

  6. This is really good man. Excellent poem. +rep
     
  7. They damage your brain, your body, and organs too.
    And those are the dangers of alcohol and drugs.
    Now ask yourself is it really worth it?
    My point is you may not agree with me.
    But consider the consequences; before you sniff just remember this poem.

    I found this on that site, I believe its a Hemingway. DARE Plagerizes.
     
  8. RofL saw this on that site

    By Shawna
    When you SMOKE
    It's no JOKE

    Smoking turns your lungs BLACK
    And Causes you to HACK

    If you go ahead and SMOKE
    You are going to CROAK

    If you smoke POT
    Your brain will ROT

    When you drink BEER
    You can't think CLEAR

    When you drink BOOZE
    Your brain will SNOOZE

    If you take a DRUG
    You will turn into a SLUG

    When you get HIGH
    You might try to FLY
    And you will DIE

    So if you go to a Party
    Be a SMARTY!

    Listen to my VOICE
    Make the right CHOICE

    If you never drink and DRIVE
    You will have a good chance of staying ALIVE.
     

  9. damn, nice dude
     
  10. #11 Gerhardt, Nov 11, 2010
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    I still remember the days of dare. Part of me didn't five a fuck about what that officer said, and that doesn't surprise me one bit at all.

    I still remember DARE telling me how bad my parent were, cause they smoke pot. Fuck you DARE, my parents are THE GREATEST PEOPLE EVER, letting me smoke pot in their house, being so open minded toward laws and an everyday convservative view, fuck you dare, for wanted me to turn these people in. These people (aka my fuckin parents) are open minded, that they hate laws based on ideology. Wow, i love my parents.

    EDIT: I realize this is a rediculous and zelous post. But I'm a still emotionaly effected.
     
  11. D. i wont do drugs! A. i wont have an atitude. R. i will respect my self E... cant remember
     
  12. Something with education i think..
     
  13. Shawna obviously needs to do more drugs because that was the least creative poem I've ever had the displeasure of rubbing my eyeballs on.
     
  14. That's funny. Would have to have an editor take a look at it, but that would kinda funny to see in a magazine :)

    Especially if the context of this article is included.
     


  15. Can't we like protest the DARE fags from brainwashing our children?

    Seriously, how can school programs like this even exist, let alone be heavily supported?

    If I have kids who are suppose to go through DARE (Or a similar program), I will refuse to let them do it. I don't want a fuckin cop and a dude in a god damn bear suit teaching my kids about drugs.

    I, AS THE PARENT, will teach them about drugs.

    I mean, I'm not a parent, but that's my plan, heh.

    All I know is I will refuse to let schools influence my childrens religious views, drug education, and to be honest, sex education.
     
  16. So drugs are bad now?
    Makes me wonder how
    Obviously, when we smoke weed nobody dies
    Kids these days are being fed all sorts of lies
    Eventually i hope they see we need to legalize

    We need to wake up and smell the weed smoke
    Even Obama as a teen loved to toke
    Everybody needs to relax and smoke some weed
    Definitely seems like something we need.


    I was bored :p
     
  17. P is for protecting people
    O is for the Officers that teach safety.
    L is for the lives they save.
    I is for the impact they have on me.
    C is for the children that they teach.
    E is for eating lots of donuts. LMFAO.
    M is for the many police officers in our town.
    A is for arresting the bad guys.
    N is for the nice policemen that I know.
     
  18. when my daughters are of age, I will be writting a note and talking to the school in order for them not to have to listen to this dare shit. My wife and I are professionals and known in the community, so when this does go down it will be noticed and i hope I am outcasted by all these crazy bitch pta members (they need to leave an old stoner alone anyway) if they dont, ill volenteer for the bake sale and have them stressing out the whole damn time (bitches).
     
  19. #20 Trueblade, Nov 11, 2010
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    Few of us know the truth
    Ufortunate, though it may be
    Cancer patients are the ultimate proof
    Kemo hurts, don't you see

    The answer is, it grows all around
    Heavy laws, keep it underground
    Even the cries for help, they drowned

    M
    A
    R
    Y

    J
    A
    N
    E

    L
    A
    W
    S

    Lol....never tried a poem like this. Will work more on it later.

    I never confessed to be a poet, but fuck it, if they make kids write anti-MJ poems, it's worth a shot :p


    Anyone want to try to fill in the blanks?
     

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