Cyberskin dong bong?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by GoldenGrams, Feb 22, 2011.

  1. #1 GoldenGrams, Feb 22, 2011
    So my girlfriend has been ignoring me lately and I found out why. I went over to her house and went in her room, saw the packaging for a nice new Peter North cyberskin dildo. Fuck that shit, if it's gettin attention I'm not, plus she's gonna be all loose cause that thing is MONDO. So I took it, I was wondering if I could hollow out the sac part and make a hole down the head to the hollow sac, with a bowl in the side. I get to eat pussy and take hits at the same time if I do this.
     
  2. #2 UniversalShaman, Feb 22, 2011
    Sounds like you gotta work on your performance...
     
  3. #3 DC Dank, Feb 22, 2011
    You would actually give head to a replica of Peter North's penis just to get high?
     
  4. #4 bud bot, Feb 22, 2011
    ^^
    im so putting that as my sig!
     
  5. #5 2stoned2stand, Feb 22, 2011
    cyberskin dildo bong?? naw man not even if all my glass broke or my papers burst into flame!:eek:
     
  6. #6 DeadFrost, Feb 22, 2011
    hitting this thing would definitely NOT be weird, bro.... ;)

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  7. #7 nug thug, Feb 22, 2011
    something is seriously wrong with your relationship if your girlfriend had to get that dildo
     
  8. #8 GoldenGrams, Feb 22, 2011

    Yeah something like that! How do I make it?
     
  9. #9 tuchaka, Feb 22, 2011
    time for some angry sex dude , toss that girl all over the room pull hair smack that ass , make her beg to get pounded harder....you can see where i am going with this.......
     
  10. #10 mrharti420, Feb 22, 2011
    You could look at it as "eating pussy" because it was in her vag... or, like most, you could look at it like sucking a dick.
     
  11. #11 nug thug, Feb 22, 2011

    seriously. the fuck is great about eating pussy anyways?
     
  12. #12 Leafin, Feb 22, 2011
    Put a little Tabasco sauce awn it. ;)
     

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