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cutting it close!

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by allnaturalxx420, Nov 17, 2012.

  1. #1 allnaturalxx420, Nov 17, 2012
    earlier today i went outside to smoke and chill in the garage extension shed thing that we just put a leather couch in for storage. I was wearing a giant coat that has inside storage compartments. I had a packed bowl, a fat joint, lighter, and a gatorade. After burning about half the bowl i thought I heard someone pull in so i took one last hit and tucked everything in the coat and walked out to check. well my grandma and grandpa were standing in the driveway and immidiatly spotted me and said "what are you doin out their so i made a bullshit excuse and walked inside before them ran to my room stashed everything as they walked in and started brushing my teeth. they never suspected a thing.

    You blades have any good close call stories?
     
  2. #2 Dah, Nov 17, 2012
    Tokin in the shower with a lemon, this was stupid but I was about 2 bowls and and working on a third and there is a knock on the door and so I'm rushing to push ash down the drain throw away lemon pieces and get everything hidden that was in there, weed, etc. About 5 seconds pass and I open the door, eyedrops in, fragrance spread. My mom is standing there wondering why it smells like lemon and I said I don't know why and she sees a piece of lemon and asks and I said it was for my acne. Anywho apparently the smell was gone and no pieces were in view and she just walked away as I stood nude in the doorway. Very Very close.
     
  3. #3 Buymeamonster, Nov 17, 2012
    [quote name='"Dah"']Tokin in the shower with a lemon, this was stupid but I was about 2 bowls and and working on a third and there is a knock on the door and so I'm rushing to push ash down the drain throw away lemon pieces and get everything hidden that was in there, weed, etc. About 5 seconds pass and I open the door, eyedrops in, fragrance spread. My mom is standing there wondering why it smells like lemon and I said I don't know why and she sees a piece of lemon and asks and I said it was for my acne. Anywho apparently the smell was gone and no pieces were in view and she just walked away as I stood nude in the doorway. Very Very close.[/quote]

    lol ive seen apples but no lemons
     
  4. #4 HakonWolfson, Nov 17, 2012
    One time, I was sleeping at my grandpa's house. His bedroom was downstairs and mine upstairs, with a very nice balcony; as it was a beautiful summer night I decided to got to the balcony and smoke a fat, fat joint, so I just went outside, sat down and lit the joint and smoked half of it, only to realize that my grandpa was in the backyard, standing just below the balcony! I decided to go inside and finish the joint watching tv but as I was standing I accidentally kicked the door, grandpa looked at me and said "Hey, hi, wat are you doing?" I rushed to kick all my stuff (light, joints, weed pack etc) inside (in my clumsiness I had dropped them) and say "Uh, umm, nothing, I heard a noice, goodnight".

    Weird thing, the next morning I went down tothe kitchen and found rolling papers in a drawer... It was like 3 years ago and I never asked him about it haha the mistery could be cooler than the truth! (???)
     
  5. #5 GanjaFarmer06, Nov 17, 2012

    You are a true stoner when you take one last hit even tho you think you are about to get caught.

    My mom has caught me so many times that i dont even remember the close calls. Thank god I havent lived at home for awhile now.
     
  6. #6 Ingjr, Nov 17, 2012
    My Dad catches me on a regular basis. He's 81, I'm 55. LOL.
     
  7. #7 240sxLover, Nov 17, 2012
    Back in high school my friend and I would go in my garage and toke up after school if my family was all gone. One time, the garage door started to open up while we were hittin my pipe, so we ducked and went into my yard, and ran inside, hiding the pipe. Made it out clear, but damn. I was a fool back then!
     
  8. #8 Glass Clown, Nov 18, 2012

    Yeah, I've got lots of great stories about catching my kids doing shit and they never suspected I knew exactly what they were up to and the chickens came home to roost later.

    You kids are funny because you think parents and grandparents are clueless and don't notice when you start smoking weed or doing drugs or drinking and acting like total morons. Similar behavior ensues when male children figure out how to jack off, they always think no one knows what they're doing.
     

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