Customer Etiquette

if your connect says they are dry, dont text every 15 minutes asking "you good yet?"

 

Have the money out of your wallet and ready before you meet up, in large bills.

 

don't ask for fronts on a regular basis. never text business. only call during regular business hours lol idk how many times i have been woke up at like 3 or 4 a.m. and when they quote their prices dont try to haggle.

 

don't ask for fronts on a regular basis. never text business. only call during regular business hours lol idk how many times i have been woke up at like 3 or 4 a.m. and when they quote their prices dont try to haggle.

 

yo, I was just talking to myself about this just on the way back from my pick up. trippy stuff.
 
-always have money IN hand
-always have money folded; not crumpled
-don't bug your dealer about bulk deals; if he doesn't sell 2 bags for 18, he doesn't sell 2 bags for 18.
-don't text your dealer and then immediately call him (wtf is the text for then?)
-do not question your dealer on the spot (the only interaction with your dealer is your money)
-do not ask your dealer if you can sell [to,for,with,] him.
-do not talk slang to your dealer
-once the location is locked, it's locked.
-always come first to the location.
-keep it strictly professional; you don't talk to the taco bell cashier about how good your burrito was.

 

Don't blow up your dealer's phone.
If you've made contact and he/she says they'll get back to you, let them get back to you.
Texting/Calling every few minutes to few hours is annoying as hell.
 
Time of day depends on the person and when they normally do business.
I've had dealers that were down to meet up at 9 am, while others weren't functional before 2pm. It depends on their lifestyle.

 

NEVER bring randoms to deals unless you've OKed it with your dealer...
Also ask before giving out his number to whoever.

 

don't listen to the guy that says keep it strictly professional... be friendly and become friends with your dealer and you'll be in a good spot.

 

Very true, try to befriend your dealer. I have dealers I've never hand a real conversation with, but when I actually have some sort of friendship they'll usually cut me a deal. One time I even acted disappointed when it was 60 for an 1/8th, and the guy gave us some extra popcorn buds for free. They're not all mean or thug or whatnot.

 

I've gotten a little extra free the last 3 times I've picked up because I'm on good friendly terms with my dealer, it's worth the effort. 

 

Yeah mos def find a guy that you can be friends wit.  Not just to befriend a dealer but to make a solid contact with said dealer.

 

and if that's not possible do yourself a favor and pretend he's your friend it'll make you and him/her much more happy to deal.

 

If your dealer asks you to listen to his mix tape, you have to do it.

 

Times vary from person to person.
Some people r early birds some work ect.
As far etiquette; don't be short don't blow up phones and be discreet about meeting places, welcome him in to smoke one ect...

 

funniest thing I've read all day..