Curse of the white lighter strikes again

Discussion in 'General' started by feudalism, Aug 11, 2012.

  1. #1 feudalism, Aug 11, 2012
    I never believed that white lighters were bad luck until it happened to me last night.

    It started at a party, it was a really good party, there were lots of people there, free drink and nice tune. I had about 6 or 7 shots (free) and jagerbombs and was dancing with some hot bitches and everything. Then my bro was all like lets smoke some dro and I did and didn't care about the white lighter because I thought it wasnt real.

    We dicided to have a few drag races on the road in front of the party. I was winning but i slid out and hit a parked car. Luckily the police didn't find out because I went home but the side of my car is all scratched up and covered in white paint and everything.

    Fuck white lighters.

    Anyone else been stuck by the white lighter curse?
     
  2. #2 figarofigaro, Aug 11, 2012
    So.... did you leave your insurance card on the parked car..?
     
  3. #3 home wrecker, Aug 11, 2012
    this guy^

    edit: holy shit man how do you have a full rep bar with only 750 posts?
     
  4. #4 bayness, Aug 11, 2012
    [quote name='"figarofigaro"']So.... did you leave your insurance card on the parked car..?[/quote]

    Fuck no. Yolo
     
  5. #5 feudalism, Aug 11, 2012
    fuck dat brah
     
  6. #6 captain zigzag, Aug 11, 2012
    Honestly, you should consider yourself lucky that you got away with pulling such a dumbass stunt. You drag raced, hit a parked a car in front of witnesses, and got away without going to jail. Sounds like the lighter didn't much have much to do with it.
     
  7. #7 Purp Skurp, Aug 11, 2012
    So you got drunk and crashed a car? What if you killed someone?
     
  8. #8 Deleted member 424398, Aug 11, 2012
    [quote name='"captain zigzag"']Honestly, you should consider yourself lucky that you got away with pulling such a dumbass stunt. You drag raced, hit a parked a car in front of witnesses, and got away without going to jail. Sounds like the lighter didn't much have much to do with it.[/quote]

    This ^
     
  9. #9 feudalism, Aug 11, 2012
    ^ nah brah I do it all the time, this was the only time i did it with a white lighter.

    its pure scientific method bro
     
  10. #10 HellzWindStaff, Aug 11, 2012
    Sometimes u just gotta race..
     
  11. #11 Chief Smokalottapiff, Aug 11, 2012
    Yea it was the white lighter... you were fucking drag racing drunk, what'd you expect
     
  12. #12 twitchydude420, Aug 11, 2012
    You did something stupid and are blaming the lighter you used to smoke weed for it? People who arnt responsible enough to not do stupid shit like that shouldnt smoke weed.
     
  13. #13 Deleted member 424398, Aug 11, 2012
    Dooshbawg
     
  14. #14 figarofigaro, Aug 11, 2012
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  15. #15 CallMeWigga, Aug 11, 2012
    Sounds like the white lighter was good luck bro.
    You got away with drunk driving, street racing, and hit and run.
    Fucking dope:smoke:
     
  16. #16 8ight, Aug 11, 2012
    You got drunk, then smoked weed, and then got in car to RACE. I'd say that white lighter was good luck, because you could've fucked up WAY worse than you did.

    You're also a total asshole for hitting someone's car and just driving away only to complain about scratches and white paint on YOUR car. I hope you're a "closet smoker," because people like you are the ones giving stoners a bad name.
     
  17. #17 Nohgz, Aug 11, 2012
    The white lighters are a tool of the devil. It's no coincidence that these purposeful fire-starters are cursed by a West Afrian voodoo queen intended to do harm to people like us. Stay awayyyyy
     
  18. #18 BP to the DP, Aug 11, 2012
    Cant tell if serious or troll..
     
  19. #19 twitchydude420, Aug 11, 2012
    How does this guy have a maxed out rep bar? I think there's tom foolery at foot!
     

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