So one day after going out to lunch and getting stoned like always, I was sitting in my ceramics class messin with shit when out of no where my principle comes in and asks me to come to his office with him, right away I was like I have noo clue what this is about. He sits me down and comes out with "you see what concerns me is that your eyes look very red today" so I just started bullshittin right there about my dry eye problems, and working in the cold. I almost had him there but he had a packet of questions to ask me, one of the first question he asked me was what time it was. Right away I was like fuck fuck fuck I'm screwed but I said the time only like 7 minutes off thank god.then he stated giving me eye test to see how my coordination was, I obviously passed as sober because half way through his packet I started getting him off topic and talked about jets and planes cause he likes that shit.. Close call
Gotta love havin' a silver tongue haha.. Mine has gotten me out of so many volatile situations with figures of authority including police.. Glad u didn't get busted and keep tokin man
Now that I'm in college... and I always go to college STONED.. I'm gonna keep an eye out for something like this.
[quote name='"Wavelength"']Now that I'm in college... and I always go to college STONED.. I'm gonna keep an eye out for something like this.[/quote] Teachers in college usually don't give a shit unless you cause a problem
do they care if you smoke weed in college?? I have a class which i have to write a "diet diary' for and i wrote down everytime i smoked weed or took drugs, do you think prof. will give a shit?? she is a health nut if that means anything lol
maybe she won't care about it but ask yourself, what do you stand to gain from telling a professor (who you clearly don't know well, if you did you'd know his/her stance on narcotics to some degree) that you do drugs?
^ wait, seriously.... There's no reason why you'd have to tell her. So you're basically just bragging/asking for trouble.... Seems smart?
I agree your principle is a dick, but man using faggot is such a dick thing. Saying homosexuality should be an insult is wrong and seriously fucked messed up so just try not to do it.
Are you stupid, or just stupid? Of course they care... especially if you live on campus. Any form of drug activity is taken seriously.
I've been showing up to every class high as shit for almost 3 years now no one gives a fuck, and kush is my cologne so people know im high haha
[quote name='"thewarden"'] Dude you're so cool[/quote] Not trying to be cool just saying is college no one cares, blaze and enjoy class with no worries
Depends... If you come to class blazed, no one gives a fuck. If you propose your doings within assignments or openly among the staff (as done by the OP), not only are you a fucktard with an inadequate IQ, but you will surely be kicked out. It's common sense, or a lack there of. Hopefully that clears up my previous statement.
[quote name='"likemdank"'] If you come to class blazed, no one gives a fuck. If you propose your doings within assignments or openly among the staff (as proposed by the OP), not only are you a fucktard with an inadequate IQ, but you will surely be kicked out. It's common sense, or a lack there of. Hopefully that clears up my previous statement.[/quote] Well yeah totally agree about that, I don't brag or announce it as I walk in haha. Just blaze go to class do your work and alls good