Crooked of not?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by D3TOX, Mar 13, 2007.

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  1. this is nothin compaired to what some others could have incounterd but its the closest to busted iv ever been its starts like this we were smoking on the roof of i buisness (i know very stupid) but its when i started to smoke anyway the roof was like 1 story lower then the catwalk above and there was about 5 of us in the usual circle and we were about ages 14-19 and we had an ounce now thats gana be key later in the story anyway and a butterfly knife and a few 40\'s its getting dark out the building around are closed and about 30 minutes into the sesion when i lookup and theres a STATE TROOPER:eek:!!!! he\'s standing at the railing on the catwalk looking down at me as i clean the pipe with my butterfly knife i just stare in shock my friends all jokin and acting like the \"NORML\" pothead and they look at me and there like what...what the fuck are u looking at then they look up and see him well he makes us all get up stand in a line and come up to him one by one and empty our pockets first few go up and got nothin maybe a pack of wraps here and there maybe a pipe then it gets to me and my friend well i have the ounce on me and mind you its only up to a half by local law that u can have for personal b4 getting a felony or whatever anyway he calls my friend and he takes resonsability for the beers so we dont get in as much trouble then he calls me up i pull out my butterfly and im hesitent on the ounce because he hasnt \"personally\"searched anyone so i decide to pull it out anyway so he dosent think i was trying to hide it he looks at me takes everones name and lets them go BUT he tells me to stay so im like o shit.... he gives me the usually \"marijuana if bad m\'kay\" then he takes the butterfly and puts it in his pocket and emptys the beers then takes me to the dumpster to throw all of it away well instead picks up a McDonalds bag on the way (because its in the same shopping center) he dosent make me pour it out even though i dont think there supposed to instead tells me to take the 2 glass pipes he took the papers AND THE BUD and put them in the McDonalds bag and this i shit u not make me crawl through the garbage of the dumpster and put it in the center off it all now i did this through the opening on the side that thing thats like a window mind u the trash was full anyway back on track he makes me put it in and tells me to run home well i do at least to his knowledge i tell my friends who were wating around the corner there like WTF so i book it back to the dumpster and grab all thats rightfully ours and book it back to the apt where they were waiting. well i got everything back but my butterfly we had a victory smoke and ended up smokin the whole O needless to say i never heard anything from the fuzz now what do u think he was gana do with it leave it get it who knows crooked or not what do yall think.... i was 14 at the time and am now about to turn 18 props to all who read that lol but thats just one in the encyclopedia of stories i have and yes i know spelling but eh\' who cares
     
  2. Fuck spelling, try punctuation. Maybe try spreading those periods throughout the whole thing instead of in little bunches. Just a suggestion.

    Anyways he probably just didn\'t want a bum to see it and look through it for food and find a bunch of weed and shit. Or maybe he was nice and knew you\'d go back for it but didn\'t care. Or maybe he was so stupid he didn\'t realize if he made you crawl through it once to put it there you would obviously crawl through it again to retrieve it. Who knows, just be glad it turned out as well as it did.

    Now that I think about it he must have been being nice, making you put it in a bag you would easily be able to get back. If he was serious about making you get rid of it he would have, at the very least, made you smash the pipes and scatter the bud in the garbage. You win the get-the-nice-cop game. Good job.
     
  3. that was the hardest piece of text I have ever tried to read. Go to school kid
     
  4. You got fucking lucky man, the \"good\" cops around here take the bud and shit for themselves and let you go.. fucking pricks.
     
  5. so he made you put it in the trash in a micky d\'s bag , sounds to me like he was just being nice , he knew you were gonna go back for it. i mean you knew exactly where it was , he didnt , he wasnt in the dumpster , maybe he didnt want to know.
     

  6. Sorry, dude...you have to be 18 to be here.
     
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