Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by aeroblurg, Dec 5, 2001.

  1. From the Australian Bureau of Statistics:
    *3 Australians die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
    *42 Australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.
    *58 Australians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
    *31 Australians have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
    *19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas decorations they believed were chocolate.
    *Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling incidents.
    *101 Australians since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
    *18 Australians had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
    *A massive 543 Australians were admitted to casualty in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth or eye socket.
    *5 Australians were injured last year in accidents involving out of control electric cars.
    .........and finally:
    8 Australians cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep (passing out) while throwing up into the toilet
  2. How many Australians have been hurt by cracking their bald heads on a low doorway while walking in a darkened growroom?
  3. We all have days when we do silly things because we can't or don't think! LOL

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