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Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by gogo, Mar 30, 2005.

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  1. Do you want to know the truth about Eben? For 26 years, Liberals has been suppressing information from you about Eben and thus endangering the welfare of THC Ministry.

    In December 2001, John Howard met with Sharon Stone in Brisbane to discuss Legalisation. As it happens, they engaged in parties and ended up hatching a plan involving the Peyote Munchers in Australia.

    As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Microsoft and their ties to Cannabis Cultivation.

    A report in Cannabis Culture was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in March of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in HEMP, various manager, and, perhaps not surprisingly, George Bush Jr.. According to the report, passages in the book \"Budding Prospects\" and lyrics in DJ Splatter \'s music point to a connection between these individuals and Eben.

    According to a spokesman at Cannabis Culture, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

    The lies and deception must be stopped. Don\'t let the government hide the facts about Eben any longer. Learn the truth!


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  2. Do you want to know the truth about Cats? For 420 years, Judge has been suppressing information from you about Cats and thus endangering the welfare of Asians.

    In october 1982, Ted Kennady met with Dave Matthews in Macon to discuss Libertarian. As it happens, they engaged in Porn and ended up hatching a plan involving the old in France.

    As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Airbus and their ties to Rape.

    A report in Weekly World News was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in March of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in NRA, various Hookers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Tim Rynolds. According to the report, passages in the book \"Animal Farm\" and lyrics in Jimi Hendrix \'s music point to a connection between these individuals and Cats.

    According to a spokesman at Weekly World News, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

    The lies and deception must be stopped. Don\'t let the government hide the facts about Cats any longer. Learn the truth!

    haha this is funny
     
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    Do you want to know the truth about homes? For 9 years, post office has been suppressing information from you about homes and thus endangering the welfare of mexicans.

    In 12/1990, Regan met with Bob Hope in Denver to discuss Anorexia. As it happens, they engaged in smokes and ended up hatching a plan involving the pro-lifiers in Spain.

    As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Wal-Mart and their ties to In sider trading.

    A report in Time was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in May of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Stone cutters, various Survers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Ed McMan. According to the report, passages in the book \"The old man and the sea\" and lyrics in Manson \'s music point to a connection between these individuals and homes.

    According to a spokesman at Time, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

    The lies and deception must be stopped. Don\'t let the government hide the facts about homes any longer. Learn the truth!​
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  4. Do you want to know the truth about marijuana? For 63 years, security services has been suppressing information from you about marijuana and thus endangering the welfare of stoners.

    In jan 1963, george bush met with kermit the frog in fraggle rock to discuss shortage of skins. As it happens, they engaged in hows your father and ended up hatching a plan involving the prohibitionists in the UN.

    As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with mj growers and their ties to legalisation and taxation.

    A report in the times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in august of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in protest leaders, various trucking, and, perhaps not surprisingly, laura bush. According to the report, passages in the book \"harry potboy\" and lyrics in frank sinatra \'s music point to a connection between these individuals and marijuana.

    According to a spokesman at the times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

    The lies and deception must be stopped. Don\'t let the government hide the facts about marijuana any longer. Learn the truth!
     
  5. Crazy Crazy Stuff :)
     
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