Alright. Im high as fuck and I wana tell you about some crazy shit that happened to me the other night. Ok. Myself(18), my younger brother(13) and my mom were on our way to an audition that mybrother had for a commercial. Hes sitting in the front seat and Im in the back. Were about halfway there and we get a little lost, but we get lost in a really bad part of town. So were driving down a 6-lane major road (OBT for all the floridians) and out of no where a FAT topless black chick starts running out in the road waving her arms and she gets to our lane and my mom stops...keep in mind my mom is probably the nicest person in the world and sometimes she doesnt think strait...she stops and this FAT topless black chick is slapping our hood screaming "Help he gun kill me!" so she goes to the side of the car (SUBURBAN) and starts trying to open the fucking doors! And while this is happening this big ass black dude runs across the 4 lanes of traffic and grabs her by the hair and starts choking her out, somehow she pushed him off and goes for the doors again..MY MOM UNLOCKED THE DOORS...so she jumps in the car and my mom peels out like she just saved the day. Shes screaming "My name Hayla McKay he wa gun kill me he wa gun kill me", we tried asking her what happened but thats all she said. My mom tells her to shutup and put something on (had her bra in her hand) so she grabs my hoodie from the seat and throws it on. So we flag down some cops who were already heading in that direction, she jumps out of the car while were still goin about 15, falls on her face and runs to the cops. My mom gets out to talk to the cops, (there was about 10 cops at the scene at this time) Out of nowhere a bigger black dude juimps in a group of 3 cops and pushes one on the ground and all the other cops tackle the fuck out of him. So were still lost, late for the audition, the cop had never even heard of the road we were looking for, she stole my hoodie, my brother is probably scarred for life, and my mom feels bad for "putting us in danger". On a good note, my brother got the audition. I am ripped and smoking as we speak and really enjoyed typing all of this THE END
hahaha - "My name Hayla McKay he wa gun kill me he wa gun kill me" cool story man, one of the few i actually lol'd at
Since your mom was stupid enough to let the topless lady into your car you should have grabbed the black ladies titties to get back at your mom....maybe even suck the nipples a little