Crazy trip last night

Last night I went over to my buddy's house and brought my bowl and matched up with him.. We smoked about 8 bowls and I was just rippin my hits to the point where my lungs were about to just collapse, ha.. Anyways, After we smoked, we went back inside, got some drinks, and headed up to his bedroom.. He got on the xbox and was playing skate 2, while i was standing there wondering what in the hell I was doing. I would say something, and it was almost where i couldnt even notice I was talking.. It was all in my head, but I thought my heart was beating really fast, so I convinced myself I had control over slowing it down with my thoughts. Then I focused in on my heart beat, eyes closed, looking like a moron standing in the middle of the room, and was "slowing my heartbeat down" in my head. I then slow it down way to much, and thought it stopped, so I jolted and snapped back into it, and i couldnt even keep my eyes open for longer than 20 seconds. I just layed down in the bed, put my headphones on and chilled, and I bit down on my teeth, and instantly i was picturing and X-Ray view of a head, showing teeth clinching together. It was cool, but at the same time kind of creepy if you get where I'm coming from. Then I thought my heart was going again, and i see and x-ray of a chest in my head, and see a heart beating really fast and slowing down as i tried slowing it down.. I was just trippin' mad balls I guess. Then me and my buddy went down in his kitchen to grab some munchies, and he told me to get the granola bars.. It took me forver to even relize they were right in front of my face.. I got them, went upstairs and started stuffing them down. My friend asked for one, and I told him no, even though there were pleanty and they were his. I ended up eating all 8 of them without even giving him any. It felt like i was in a dream, and I would just do something so simple like move my arm, and it was like I didnt even remember moving it in the first place and I would sit there and wonder if I really did it or thought it in my head. Then, my dad had to come pick me up like that, and I was trying to hide my high, but it was kind of hard when my eyes were so low I looked like a damn asian. I put my bike in the back of my parent's van, and forgot to shut the back trunk and got in the car and sat down.. They said, "Jake, you didn't shut the door." I then sat there thinking about it for a couple seconds and said, "oh, yea." Then got out and shut the door, got back in the car and then my dad drove to the gas station, parked, gave me a twenty, and told me to go get some milk.. I took the money, and right before I got out, my dad said, "it's a gas station, dont take your bag in there.." (My bag had ALL my stuff in it, weed, bowl, grinder, etc..) So I told him no, and took my bag with me. I walked in the door, paused for a couple seconds, looked at my hand, and the twenty wasnt there.. I looked in the parking lot next to my parent's van, and there it was in a puddle. My dad saw this whole thing, and I felt like a complete moron. I grabbed the twenty off the ground, and then walked in the gas station.. The front of the gas station is see through, so my dad was watching me, and I was walking around the gas station wondering what in the hell I was doing. I couldnt find the milk, so after about 2 minutes, I had to ask the woman working there.. She pointed to it and said, "Right there beside you." I grabbed the milk, paid, and just walked out the door. The woman opened the door, came out and told me i forgot my change which was about 15$. By then, I think my dad was sure I was high. Then I came home, turned on the xbox, turned on the tunes, got on my computer and just enjoyed my high, finally.