Crazy things happen when you are high

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by PiffyHaze, Apr 22, 2011.

  1. After smoking some blue cheese with my friend, I went on my way to work.
    As I am on the bus, this kid sitting next to me jus got up and just started spitting out salvia uncontrollably. His salvia got on other people, but it was crazy. He was jus walking back and forth spitting out saliva.

    After his little incident, he jus sat down like normal and acted as if nothin happen. Then next stop he jus ran and left. To me it was so odd and funny at the same time.

    Share your stories of odd things happening while you was high
     
  2. Why would someone waste perfectly good Salvia?:D


    But that kid must have been wierd as fuck.
     
  3. Lol i think you mean saliva.
    I think he got too high for comfort or something and freaked out.
    The first time my cuzin smoked some dank(purple kush :]) he started drolling, he was like " i cant stop it!!!" it was hilarious.
     
  4. holy shit.
     
  5. Should've asked him to spit all his salvia on you op... Then saved some and sent em to me..
     
  6. No talk of other drugs allowed.
     
  7. you are lucky,haha
     
  8. I've gott a find out, salvia or saliva?
     
  9. #9 mrharti420, Apr 22, 2011
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    That was my fucking retard friend. Thank you spencer
     

  10. what in the fuck
     
  11. thats longer than my spongebob tube-socks!
     
  12. I think you are really lucky .....
    & that's are really true....
    :):):):p:p:p
     

  13. lmfao it saliva, but it was a crazy wtf moment. At the end of it all I just didnt know what happen.
     

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