Spring break just started for me. So im just chilling waiting for my bag of chub to get here, kind of bored. so tell me your craziest spring break adventures GC
I think one of the craziest spring breaks I ever had was a few years back when I was 16 years young and in Mexico. It was two of my friends and myself and we were all drunk at about 8 at night and we were in this like club/party street where everyones just outside grubbin, drinkin, you name it its pretty cool anyways we got the beer munchies and saw this hot dog stand that had bacon wrapped dogs and I mean ya cant pass that up so we started grubbin hard and after we were done I guess i got into the moment and started climbing this light post and just yelled super loud "SHOW ME YOUR TITTIES!" and I resorted to telling everyone like this and lifted up my shirt some cops come up to me once I get down and are like 3 of you come with us were like FUUUUUCK so what ended up happening is they put us in a van with like 10 other guys and rode us around for 6 hours just picking up people and during the course of that we all just sang songs and it ended up actually being very entertaining. We sobered up and at like 5 in the morning they just told us to peace the fuck out. And that was day 1 for you.
Last year 4 of my friends and I went to Panama City Beach in Florida (without our parents we were 18 so they didn't care). Literally, I shit you not, I almost died. And here's how it went. After a strenuous 18 or so hour drive (averaging over 100 MPH on the highway lol) we eventually got to our hotel and cranked out the alcohol. We started off with mixed drinks and decided to go mini golfing to kill some time. We got hungry and decided to go eat at IHOP. After eating we went back to the hotel to do some more drinking. Shot after shot my friends encouraged me to keep drinking exclaiming that if I took one more shot we'd go to Hooters for dinner. It was probably the worst decision I have ever made. 8 shots later we finally had the motivation to go to Hooters. They escorted my drunk ass to the car and we were off. About 5 minutes in to the drive I suddenly got sick and puked out the window on the side of my friends car. That was it, they knew I had enough and was a liability been seen in public. So they took me back to the hotel where they left me by myself and went back to Hooters for dinner. After they left I had this indiscreet idea of taking a bath (I couldn't stand up for a shower lol). I passed out with the water running which flooded the ENTIRE hotel room. There was standing water everywhere. My friends took the money out of my wallet and purchased a shop vacuum and two fans to help air out the jungle-like atmosphere that our room was turned in to. It felt as if our room had its own ecosystem and it smelt horrendous. The day after one of our friends brother drove down to visit with one of his friends. In the end, we got free beer on the beach and got to see Flo Rida at club La Vela. TL;DR I drank too much, flooded the hotel room and almost drowned in a bathtub.