Crazy shit you think of when ripped

I just think of Incredibal thoerys and stuff along those lines.

Like ways to make Alot of money, How to Bring Back Music to society, things like that.

But cool idea with the Pogo stick lol Those things are fun as hell till you break an ancle.

 

Every single Beatles song ever written is about drugs.
Even the seemingly innocent ones.

 

When I'm baked I just thing everything is amazing....I'm fascinated by a little butter fly reflecting in the sun...interesting.

 

I think into stuff deep, and forget shortly thereafter, then backtrack to try to think of what i was thinkin of, and go off into another deep thought...

 

I have these crazy elaborate thoughts and I try to write them down...but my brain cant think of the right words to say so it looks like the thoughts of a retard. I was at my friend's sister's house watching her 2 year old son play DDR, and the next morning I woke up with bits of paper in my pocket, reading "Babies are trippy," and "The DDR dancing pad thing is an amazing invention."

 

today i thought of two ideas

1st, how there should in the future be advanced driver freeways with higher speed limits, to enter you would have to take a more challenging test, but you can go more places faster. or just having stricter tests for drivers' licenses cuz theres way too many bad drivers out there and driving is a privilege.

2nd, how California could segregate from the USA and just exist as an independent country. we totally could do it here everything is either here or easily within reach.

 

I don't get how spaceflight is possible. I mean, I don't understand this for many reasons, I'm sure, but one major thing I can't wrap my head around is how to propel oneself is space. I mean, I somewhat get how a jet engine works and pushes off against the air molecules in the atmosphere... but in space which is empty (well, my Physics teacherr said there's like one molecule per meter,) what the hell do you push off of?

 

Well in a couple hundred to thousands of years Cali will break off from the N. America because of tectonic plates

 

I once found out the meaning of life while high, but forgot shorty afterwards.
Pros and Cons of our sweet plant.

 

Heres a thought from a smoke sesh we had earlier...

I had to take my beta fish home with me from school cause nobody is up at my house to feed him. So i brought the fuck home so my parents could feed him cause im goin to vegas for 5 days with some buddies. I thought to myself...why the hell cant they make food that disolves slowly in water..like why cant they make a big pellet that slowly breaks down in water over a weeks worth of time so I coulda just left him up there and he woulda been fine for like a week?? trust me.. I called 2 pet stores today to ask if such a thing existed, and it doesnt.

 

no they do exist you can get them at any pet store, they're called vacation food for ur fish. they have them for 3 days, 5 days, week, two wekeks, it definately exists

 

smoking glass out of a piece made of weed, giant women, old people, eating pretzels, foot towers, blantly asking girls to have sex (its worked b4 haha)

 

Ive always thought it would be incredible if we could cross different types of fruit.

For example, I love oranges but hate peeling them, so what do you do? You cross breed it with a banana enough times that eventually you get a Banana shaped orange, that peels just like a banana, but has an orange on the inside.

Wouldnt that be awesome?

 

Yea, I've seen those as well.

I don't get it. Those lyrics don't exist in the song as far as I can hear.

Or were you making a joke?

*edit* Nevermind. That was your interpretation. Lol, my mistake.

 

i saw a fat girl walking into a candy store and i came up with 4 different stories of her life and how that could be a chapter in it. LOL

 

I think of interesting and shocking shit when I smoke cigarettes but when I get high I think of more creative stuff. Like a cable company that offers certain channels instead of the customers buying a bunch of channels like 90 and maybe like 60 of the channels they don't like. So the company would have all those channels right ESPN,MTV,CNN,HBO, all of that and movie channels would be like 2-3$ and the average channels would be 1-2$. Thats my dream and you buy like 20 channels thats 35$ or something so 35$ a month instead of 50-60$

 

I think about personal shit. I've become my own therapist. Though I think I need one. Then I think up elaborite bong designs.

 

i do the same exact thing

 

Life.