Crazy Night: Sequal to Great Day

So much illegal shit roled into a couple of hours. Long Story but a good one IMO.

So last night I got off work at about 11, and I went home to crash cause everyone was out already. Couldn't go to sleep so I went online and wound up talking to HerbsintheBurbs who I had met in real life for the first time on thursday. So we're talking about how cool the thunder is and how sweet id be to smoke right then (1:00 AM), and finally I was just like F it I'm gonna sneak out and come pick you up.

Now, let it be noted that I had to sneak out of my parents house to drive the car to which my liscense is suspended. So if a cop pulled me over I'd be so screwed. Not so much for the 1/2 oz of weed which is only $100 fine in NY for first offense, but for driving without a license.

So I pick him up, we drive to mcdonalds (my work place) and smoke and get 10 chicken selects and all the sauces.

So when I come inside MY MANAGER asks me if I "give away" weed at all. I was so shocked that one of my managers was asking me for this, but I said sure, and then 2 people who were working asked to borrow some weed. So that night I have a feeling is the begining of a long line of me "giving away" weed.

For my manager though, I wanted to get in good with him, b/c I could tell he was a little new to it and what not, so I tell him "No man, dont "thank me " now, smoke the weed, if you have a good time and you think its good then you can give me something (you know, like a thank you card or a high five) at a later date."

Hes not a total dick so hes gonna "thank me" no matter what, but at least this way I gain his trust and hell keep coming back to borrow weed.

Ok, so heres the icing to the cake, after I dropped Herbs off back home I headed home, and when i was pasing McDonalds, I was staring at it and didnt realize it but I was swerving towards the curb, at the last second I jerked away right before I hit the electric pole at the corner of an intersection. Who was at the intersection though, but a cop.

I think I died a little bit seeing that cop, but he must have not been looking or was feeling very forgiving, because he didnt follow me or anything. I thank the ganja gods so much for that.

Finally, when I was near my house, I could have sworn my neighbor who doesnt like me and knows my lisence is suspended wasd following me around, so I kept driving around in cirlces trying to lose him, when I was convinced I did, I went home and walked in at 4 am.

EDIT: Shit, this prolly belongs in the stories forum or w/e, I wasn't thinking and put it here b/c thats where I put "great day" the prequal to this, the thread with pics of my pickup. If its a problem for the mods feel free to move this.

 

It was all mine, but the crazy thing is, I went out with no money that night, I came back with a pocketfull, I must not remember how I got it b/c I was so messed up.