Well, today was crazy it started off with me waking up and eating a cheeba chew. Then about 4 hours later I went and picked my friend up to run to the despence and chill. I grabbed my pipe and left. Got to the bros crib and smoked some sweet hash plant and got high as fuck. Then, once I got to the despencery I almost thought I was dreaming because I went to the tender and saw a strain like nothing I have ever seen before... Purple dream!!!! there was no green on it just all purple it was great. I then proceeded to buy a half zip and we left to go to belmar a outside mall. We chilled there for about 4hours and it was almost 11 pm. we were craving to blaze we went to mc donals posted in the front and started blazin. Once we finshed I said one more hit so I decided to hot box my shirt.. while I was inside my shirt taking a hit my friend said ooo theres a pig.. then another pulled in and they stepped out of there cars.. Luckly I had my hands in my shirt and tucked my pipe and weed inbetween my balls and my thighs and got away.. Now im home puffin a bowl thankin the lord
i dont understand how does smoking weed all day, chillin at a shopping center and seeing two cops equals out to a crazy day..... unless its as i suspected all along and all malls are actually secret gateways to the 5th circle of hell