Crazy Day: Forest Smoking + Cops + Coolness

Wow, today was crazy. Me and five other guys, including Sir Tokes Alot (he's around the forum), got an eighth and went into the woods to smoke it. We had two blunts and five bong packs. There were a lot of heads but I was high as shit. Not too long after we smoked we went back to the car and Sir Tokes Alot, being the driver, drove us outta there. Anyway, he gets a call from his mom (he still lives with his parents, like many of us here, including me) saying that there are cops at his house! So him and me are freaking out, and we drop our four other friends off (by the way, one was in the trunk because there were six people and it's a five person car. Yeah, the trunk, it's a tight squeeze). Then Sir Tokes Alot decides to hide the bowl somewhere; which was in some grass on the sidewalk. He had also given his grinder to a friend. We also threw Clear Eyes and an $8 weed jar out the window. We were high and sketching, what can we say.

Anyway, we get to Sir Tokes Alot's house, and sure enough, a cop is there. Of course, I think it's about weed. So we go over and he starts talking to us about vandalism in a neighborhood close to ours. My spirits rose highly then, because I'm like, "Yes! It's not about weed!" However, we had gone on blunt rides in that neighborhood, and the cop was like "Now I'm going to ask you if you did something. If you say yes, you're not in trouble, I just want to know the truth." I was 99% certain he was going to say, "Have you been smoking marijuana down there?" or "Have you been going on blunt rides?" Instead, the cop says, "Did you ever purposely hit a cone down there? We have hidden cameras to record that area to catch vandalism, and we saw your car doing it." So my friend said that he never hit a car, he doesn't remember hitting a cone, and everything was straight. Then the cop said, "Yeah, there's a lot of drug and alcohol problems. When I catch people drinking or smoking marijuana, I don't let them get off, I get them as hard as I can. Jail and prison." It wasn't until later that I realized that the job is evil, ruining people's lives just for smoking a plant. I don't approve of drinking, but people shouldn't have their lives ruined just for doing it.

Anyways, it was alright, like we were laughing with the cop and stuff. Oh yeah, I remembered an important part (I was high during all this and still am a little right now). The cop was asking for names of people who threw parties, and he's like, "Do you know the address number of a party house in 'Blah' area?" He was trying to milk us for information. Milk.

So after the cop we went inside and played Halo 3. All in all it was crazy.

Oh yeah, and then we went back to retrieve the stuff. Sir Tokes Alot called up the friend he let hold the grinder and got it back. Then we went back to where the bowl was and got that. We thought the jar was lost, but we saw it on the side of the road where I threw it, and we retrieved that too! The only loss was the Clear Eyes, but it was only a $1 bottle so so what.

 

Actually, yes I did. In fact, the title of the topic was incredibly similar to this one. It was called:

"Crazy Day: Salvia + Cops + Forest Smoking"

But yeah, this was kind of different. I'm kinda high right now. Crazy stuff.

 

Yes he did. I didn't know he was lying when he was talking to the cop, but after I'm like, "So did you really hit the cone?" and he's like, "Yes!"