Crazy College Stories

one time i was at a party and stole a bong and a baggie of weed. stuffed the bong in my pants and walked with the water in it

 

[quote name='"Bananarama"']one time i was at a party and stole a bong and a baggie of weed. stuffed the bong in my pants and walked with the water in it[/quote]

Motherfucker... that was you!!!

 

3rd day ive been there.. classes tomorrow.. so i met some dude coming off a bus and hes chill just saying what up to ppl. i go with him to this frat party which was pretty crazy.

we get back to his place and he pulls out like an O of shroom. we each took an 8th and wondered around the lovely city of providence!! MAD FUN.. and some homeless dude gave us redbull!!!

 

Yeah that was just his piss and some carbonated water, didn't mother teach you not to take gifts from homeless?

I joke, I joke, I couldn't resist a cheesy redbull-tastes-like-pee joke

 

so my three friends and i went drinking with my new roommate and his friend
his friend rented the top floor of an apartment on campus
we went to a couple different bars and all were pretty drunk, i'd say 7/10
we made our way back to the guy's top floor apartment cuz he had weed
on the way there we noticed that someone had left a shopping cart on the curb
so we picked up the cart and brought it with us
as we neared the apartment we noticed the neighbors had been painting
and there was a bunch of scaffolding and paint leaned up against their house
we got to the place, blazed a couple joints, had a few more beers
by this point we were just wrecked drunk and high
and the guy whose place it is starts telling the story of his shitty neighbors
how they leave shit all over both yards after they've had parties
and twice they've been fined by the landlord cuz of the neighbors
it was after he told this story that we remembered the nasty paint and scaffolding
so we used two ropes to haul the cart up 3 stories to the roof
we filled the cart with empty beer cans, a broken subwoofer, a nasty head of lettuce
and the cherry on top, the guy who lived there took a shit in the woofer
we planned to have the cart and everything fall and just splash up against their house
but we were badly drunk, and things go wrong when you're badly drunk
the cart smashed the scaffolding through a window, and most of the cart's load went inside
the neighbors ran outside, and the guy who lived on the roof threw
an old bottle of mustard at them and it hit one of them square in the face

cops were called, we all spent the night in the drunk tank, and fines had to be paid
but it was worth it to see the faces of those guys when they ran out of their house

college is fun

 

to this day we always joke never to make that friend mad, cuz he'll take a shit in your house and then peg you with a jar of mustard

 

I dreamed you left my side
No warmth, not Even pride Remained
ANd even though youve needed<

IT was cleat I couldnt do a thing for you
I woke to the sound of you
With music playing in the morning sun

Stealing in

I turned and I looked at you
And a lot of bitter pain slipped away...slipped away...

 

URI is actually in N Kingstown, on the other end of RI from providence, but.it IS a hell of a party school!

 

Last weekend I visited a buddy of mine who was a McGill University student living in Montreal. I was stunned how cheap the weed was up there. We wound up landing a half-oz of dank for like 90 bucks Canadian. I can't remember the last time I was that baked. Too bad I didn't have the balls to try bringing some back with me.

 

I started working after high school, so no college. My friend though, he went out with some friends, drank and smoke to where he blacked out and began a tear of sex and mayhem that landed him at my door at 3am asking if I could give him money to keep his streak alive.

 

College parties? Try some redneck ass house parties. That is where the craziest shit goes down.

 

or some ghetto ass parties where the girls wanna dance with u cause ur the only white boy and ur buddy looks like akon and is akoning the shit outa some hood rat on the dance floor


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smoke weed, drink, go out, get laid....college.

 

Rock chalk baby, crazy shit always going down in Lawrence.

 

Dude it's all nearby

30 minutes max

 

P.c.u?

 

Met a girl at a dining hall... Two hours later I fucked her.