crazy ass song

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Loogie, Apr 7, 2009.

  1. #1 Loogie, Apr 7, 2009
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 7, 2009
    this is a little diddy i wrote just now after smokin a fat bowl of the dankest haze ive smoked in months (its pretty dry where i am) and i wanna share it with ya. if your sober your gonna think im a blithering idiot but if yur stoned like myself you can always imagine shit like this in your head. its pretty far out.

    without further ado...:D

    Juan come and turn out the lights
    Turn up the fun
    Its just begun.

    Your trips about to be whipped.
    Dropkicked in the hip
    What a buzzkill that is!

    Bet yer tired? Ya aint seen nuthin yet.
    You’ve conspired to make a seesaw flick
    And potatoes and paintball gonna do the trick tonight!

    Please can u sprinkle some cheese?
    This rez bowls got me chokin
    harvest my trees
    ill show you. Everythings free.
    Don’t waste any dreams
    On lil old me.

    Yer back already cuz yer beggin for more
    Of the sweet sensemillia knockin down the door
    And it reeks of freedom and it tastes like taste
    And its purple green and hairy nugs are layin me to waste

    If eggshells in a skillet
    Represents this beautiful brain
    Well I say ive got one life to live
    Ill do just about anything

    [nice drum solo]

    [more drums then clarinet and sitar (jk just more drums)]

    then more words which i havent thought of yet and probably wont because im about to go to sleep and tomorrow i wont dig this at all

    [edit] haha i just realized i couldve posted this in the MUSIC section, but being STONED, i didnt have the MENTAL CAPACITY to do zis. i apologize
     
  2. lol if there were one line ild change it would be "And it reeks of freedom and it tastes like taste"

    definitely need something better then it tastes like taste? how about it tastes like toothPASTE!

    other then that, sick song ahha i was rapping it to a beat in my head
     

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