Crazy ass ex girlfriend

okay so theres this girl who when i met her she was hot and seemed perfectly normal, i dated her for about 2 years and after 2 months i knew something was up when she started telling me how she would kill people for me or herself for me and im just like uhh thats...cool i guess, and i would try to break up with her over and over and i would say multiple things like i like another girl, or i cheated on u or im moving to alaska or shiit like that (i didnt really cheat though) so basically every time i tried to she would say stuff like "if you dump me ill cut your fucking face and kill myself and make it look like you killed me" and basically really fucked up shit, so by month 5 i tried to stop hanging out with her then she started talking to my parents (i dont even live with them its crreepy) and so my parents told her my address and she would come over randomly and scare the fuck out of my (ps i dont give a fuck if im a pussy, you would be scared if a chick threatened to cut your dick off if you told ANYONE or said she wanted to have your babies after 3 months), so for 2 years i was forced to date her and then i finally told her to fuck off and kill whoever the fuck she wanted cause i didnt give a fuck about life anymore and shes been constantly texting me saying how she wants my babies and everything, im not replying of course but i cant do any LEGAL action, so no restraining orders or anything, what do i do? i told her to leave me alone and date some other guy but she keeps harassing me, i block her but every time she gets a new number somehow, its fucking crazy

 

she knows where i live, shes one of those people who doesnt care if the law tries to intervene, after about 1 year and 6 months she told me shes been to mental hospitals for suicidal things, plus i like to keep my genitalia in tact

 

if i was trolling i would post something like "my butthole got cancer while amanda todd yelled at me telling me to "420 bleach it faggot" and adalia rose and joeseph kony fucked and listened to ET masturbating in a corner" but yeah i think i might do that, ive taken screenshots of her texts to me saying how she would commit suicide and hurt me, those are a last resort though

 

seems logical

 

haha "crazy ex girlfriend, the sir stoner story" thatd be an epic movie, it would have a good ending though, like the ending of the family guy episode where peter kills stewie

 

i actually might write that story...i wrote the cannabis bible a little while back, 300 pages of how to smoke,grow,sell and everything

 

once upon a time there was a fine sir named stoner, he was a fine gentleman, upon one day he stumbled upon a rather attractive young lass and asked her to hang out one day, after a while she was possessed with a spell from an evil wizard which turned her into a bitch who bite sir stoners dick when she gave him head /:, sir stoner tried to tell her he did not love the lass anymore but she wouldnt listen, for 2 years he was forced into bitch slavery, the girl tried to stop him from smoking after she found out but sir stoner stood up and told her "you demon temptress i condemn you to the fiery pits for eternity, thou has harassed me for 24 long months of pain, i damn you mistress, to HELL!" and then thou sir stoners crazy ex bitch threatened suicide so hes like bitch fuck you i dontt care anymore, go to hell, i have a right as an american to posess my firearm and i willl use it, stay the fuck away from me, then ill bust through the window of the whitehouse dressed up as lois from family guy and have an epic battle with stewie (crazy bitch)

 

no, i wrote it on my ipod touch in the notes and transfered it to paper, handwritten, i wrote like 15 pages per day, ill post a link to the shortened version if you would like?, my friends wrote a few pages on it too so im not claiming 100%, i wrote the 300 pages but they scanned it for key points and put it on a site, heres a link, check this out http://dahustla2.tripod.com/index.html

 

The Beginners Guide to Marijuana Distribution


there you go guys, you can go head and show your friends if you think its good, theres 32 chapters, like this comment if you think its good and comment about whats wrong if u dont like it

 

thanks haha, when i was new to dealing (which is forbidden on here so no more talk of it just say when i was new to weed) when i was new to weed i would have been happy to have a guide like that