Good story here for my fellow toker's,that I liked to share. Ok so this was at a time when I was intoxicated 24/7,I did not know where I was in this world.Thank god I stopped and now back to a normal life again lol.One day I was hitting the bong as usual when I heard a knock-knock at my door.I kept the bong in it's place and answered the door,suddenly guess who it is??Bacon in the morning.They said they wanted me for questing and shit so I hopped in their jeep and took me to the station.Now keep in mind I was pretty fucked up and the last thing you wan't is to talk to an officer that is trying to investigate something,while you can barely remember your own name.So the talk started with "what where you doing last night at 4am" with a big smile on his face.Now let's pause the story for a little bit,before I go on.From that point I knew I was fucked because I just realized I can't remember anything AT ALL from the past whole fuck'n week.The cop just woke me the fuck up realizing I cant remember SHIT.Yeah I was that fucked up ladies and gentlemen.Resume the story.Obviously I had big fuck'n trouble trying to come up with something to till him.So I told him I was asleep.So he showed me what the video camera outside of someone's house.I was trying to rob cars and houses.In the camera it looked like I tried to open 3 cars with their door-nob (that's it).Thank god I wasn't able to open them or break the windows or some shit.Then after that to my next move.I tried to open up to houses using the door-nob like it was my house,I banged on someones door while it didn't open.Again thank god nobody woke up from me.That was the whole video.*story even get's better and better ladies and gentlemen,don't worry*.Now I don't know wtf to answer the cop,I couldn't remember anything.So me intoxicated as fuck told the officer "I haven't had sleep in a week and I don't remember this happening,obviously I was dreamwalking".Lol I tripped him the fuck out by saying this.Then I remember getting pulled to another seat and handcuffed to it by myself,so I can wait for the officer to finish his shit and then continue back again with me.Only then I realized I had a big sack of weed hidden between my balls the whole time.I thought to myself this is it im about to taste the motherfuck'n rainbow today (btw weed is a class A drug where I'm from).Cop comes back to me,and we continue chatting.He let me talk to the landowner,and I apologized to him as if im about to buy myself a get outta jail card for free.Im here and happy to say they didn't find the stash and they let me go out the same night.Thank god.I went home and hit the bong until I passed out for the rest of the day.From that point on,I taught myself not to take shit to the next level again.
That is absolutely terrifying. I assume it was alcohol? If I EVER had a night that I could not remember, especially one where I committed crimes, I would never get intoxicated again. Did it not scare the living shit out of you that you were basically a mindless drone at that point? You became so fucked up that you were not even yourself, just an unpredictable lunatic. Terrifying.
Trying to break into peoples cars and attempting to enter houses. I would have pressed charges or beat the crap out of your intoxicated ass if I caught you.
