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craziest shit u seen while blazed?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Nokturna1, Jun 6, 2009.

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  1. #1 Nokturna1, Jun 6, 2009
    personally i was chillen with a friend at a park at night and there was a guy riding a motorcycle backwards not holding on to anything... we were like:eek: wtf... u see that shit dude...

    also was at applebees and the waitress were like look at his eyes and he smells all like weed:smoke:...then one of the girls was like oooh i know what he has he was smoking da chancha ... hahah thats how she said it and i fucking burst out laughing fucking nasty style lol...
     
  2. #2 -AM-ON, Jun 6, 2009
    bullets flying past me...:eek:....i shat bricks for 2 days after that!
     
  3. #3 IronHanger, Jun 6, 2009
    For me probably when I got bum fucked by 2 cops that pulled up behind me. I was scared as shit.
     
  4. #4 Nokturna1, Jun 6, 2009

    ooh shit hah thats crazy haha i went to a shooting range thing once ate some brownies before and then went and blasted off with an AK massacring some bowling pins.. haha a great feeling indeed:wave:
     
  5. #5 RepentYeNbelievethegospel, Jun 6, 2009
    That i can remember? lol
    Probably getting extremly blazzed one morning and getting to sit in class and watch The matrix, that shit blew my mind for some reaosn.
     
  6. #6 DankNasty, Jun 6, 2009
    Hahaha, I was driving in Alabama and I saw a possum get wrecked by a semi!
     
  7. #7 Nokturna1, Jun 6, 2009

    hahah dude wtf.. thats crazy lol i bet it created for a great splatter of sheer awesomeness lol:eek:
     
  8. #8 One_Love_Herb, Jun 6, 2009
    blazed 4 bowls out of my waterfall...chillen in the passenger seat when the girl driving..

    FUCKEN RUNS INTO 3 PEOPLE!!

    ha it was at a stop light and we were turning right and they walked across and she just bumped them tho so it was good. plus they go to my school ha.
     
  9. #9 whoopass118, Jun 6, 2009
    I don't really have a good one but I like the idea of the thread. Uh I guess walking through the woods and almost stepping on a snake.
     
  10. #10 Nokturna1, Jun 6, 2009
    i was at a store and i was in line to buy some wraps at 711... n some dude tried to eat a hotdog all fast so he wouldnt have to pay but instead he started coughing and choking in front of everyone hahaha i had to run out of the store laughing not to mention this cat looked like luigi all wearing a green ass chile shirt and with a cheap ass lil stache lol... fucking classic
     
  11. #11 IceCreamCakes19, Jun 6, 2009

    The other day (June, 2nd) The day the new 311 album came out me and my homies were out on out local smoking road listening to the album when we pass some girl with both feet up, One in the windsheild and the other out the window WHILE SHE WAS DRIVING it was crazy funny
     
  12. #12 white_chocolate, Jun 6, 2009
    One of my friends curled up in a ball on midday outside a cornershop throwing up and spasming violently...
     
  13. #13 libertytoast, Jun 6, 2009
    Me and a friend of mine (let's call him Steve) who's a real lightweight smoked three bowls of some nice purp, then we headed outside for a while. These two guys we knew were playing catch with a tennis ball, and one of them said, "Hey Steve, think fast!" and threw the ball at him as hard as he could. It was going pretty damn fast, and Steve, who wasn't even looking, just turned towards the ball, stuck one hand out to the side, and caught that shit. I guess he has a sick reaction time when he's blazed...
     
  14. #14 r!ot--, Jun 6, 2009
    omg lmao! that reminds me of one of my best friends andy :p .. he always looks the most monged whenever he's really high but always has -The- best cat-like reactions when he is =']
     
  15. #15 silasp.silas, Jun 6, 2009
    I was pretty baked and I was parked, chillin in my car, waiting for a friend to come out, and I look over and there's a fucking fox standing at my door. It was like just chillin there. No it was not a dog either, I know the difference between the two, and see them around all the time. I was like WTF? And then it basically ran off into the darkness. For the next 20 mins I thinking "wtf just happened, wow I'm really high" lol
     
  16. #16 Nmarino17, Jun 6, 2009
    One time I was blazed and me and my friends were in a parking lot laying down in the bed of his truck. Well I started saying, "This isn't fair yall have cushions!" They were like what are you talking about? Then I thought I heard someone lean up so I leaned up and was like," OH, I thought we were in a Jeep." The whole time I thought we were in a 2 seater adventure Jeep and they had their seats back (with cushion) and I was in the back of the Jeep.

    It was one of those you had to be there moments ha.
    Later I thought we were in a U-turn
     
  17. #17 Dex123, Jun 6, 2009
    Oh the memories.

    1. A woeman dropping her baby
    2. A man slamming a cake into the wall in wallmart
    3.An old woeman smacked my buddies ass
    4.A man in spandex and leopard print at McDicks
    5. A black guy followed us around with a block of cheese
    6. An old guy walked into the wall at the bank


    Thats all i can remember off the top of my head.
     
  18. #18 BuffalosoldieRx, Jun 6, 2009
    Wow dude, where do you live?

    :laughing:
     
  19. #19 rickmoranis, Jun 6, 2009
    WITHOUT A DOUBT the craziest / most hilarious thing ever happened about two days ago. Me and my buddy were headed to the head shop, and we were kind of high, and we were stuck at a stoplight on an incline, and I'm talking about a BIG incline, a really long hill down. Anyways, over to my left, I notice this bum in a wheel chair. Except he's rolling down the hill. Fast. Doing a wheelie. And he has one leg.

    A bum with one leg in a wheel chair rode a wheelie the entire way down this huge hill. I didn't know if it had actually happened. It was hilarious.
     
  20. #20 KurplePush, Jun 6, 2009
    My friends and I usually go to gas station like corner mart, and usually get some munchies in while were high. So every time we go there and were high, there is always a cop there. We don't freak, we just stay cool and act normal. So its about 8:30 at night, and were sitting outside the store eating, and a wigger guy and some russian like niko belic guy comes up to us, and are asking us why the cops are here. We have no clue whats going on and were like ahh i dunno. The wigger guy goes "who let the pigs in the pen?" while the other guy just stands near us while he is trying to look like he is waiting for someone, when in reality his car is next to the cops car. Were like what the fuck man, get out of here why are you talking to us.

    Next thing I know these little 8th grade girls throws an ice cream cone at the corner mart's window and the employee, a real nice guy, comes out and was like, "which asshole sons of cunts threw the ice cream at my fucking window?" my friends and i look at each other and like wtf? we thought this guy was a priest he was so nice and now he just tore these girls to shit. it was wierd as hell.
     
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