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Craziest High Ever!

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by 999mizta999, Aug 30, 2011.

  1. #1 999mizta999, Aug 30, 2011
    Yooo!
    Im super charged right now off some Jamaican cess i smoked! I put like a Gram in this fat head spliff!

    But one story i have was me and my boy were craving for a spliff so we went to the local park to smoke some high cheese he had...
    So there we were puff and toking away in the mist of our bewildered minds, when i spot Three somalians who look like there up to no good..

    They approached us and there we were in a sort of confrontation out of nowwhere and i had no idea what to do! So my boy and they were chatting and the cheek of one of them to ask if we wanted to buy a stolen bike!

    So we politely shunned away the offer by simply saying that we would ask around and see if any real OG's would liked to but it!

    So we walked away when out of NOWHERE 1 of them comes out on a bike asking if were from a gang...when we reputed and said :

    " Na fam, we dont like dem pussyholes my boys had beef with them and dey got fucked, Serious Talk."

    Then SHIT HIT DA FAN!

    He showed me A Machete the size of MARIUS PUDZANOWFSKI'S HAND! I didnt know what to do so my and my Mate (Bredjin) Ran in a vicious attempt to ditch the violence...

    I Lost My Beloved New Era Hat there. R.I.P New Era Hat.

    So we circled the block and found this yute again on his bike were i had wielded a 20 mm Spanner and my boy had a brick in his hand. And out of nowhere i Hit him in the jaw and i could see it dislocated and my Friend in a Vicous attempt to get him back for running up on us had bricked him!

    There i was running in a the most suspenseful moment of my life!

    Then i reached home where i waas safe!

    Miz
     
  2. #2 Flared, Aug 30, 2011
    i can tell
     
  3. #3 999mizta999, Aug 30, 2011
    Lool It was a Charged story though.. I should be a story writer i think i did well for one of my first posts in a while!
     
  4. #4 GoldenGinge, Aug 30, 2011
    ha thats pretty humerous man.
     
  5. #5 Skyed, Aug 30, 2011
    why would you say that?

    " Na fam, we dont like dem pussyholes my boys had beef with them and dey got fucked, Serious Talk."
     
  6. #6 999mizta999, Aug 30, 2011
    i forgot to mention he said he was from a gang that we recognised that was the rivals but he played us and he was from the other gang....
     
  7. #7 SereneScene, Aug 30, 2011
    English please, what's a spanner? Nah just kidding, you might wanna move into a better neighborhood where that type of stuff doesn't happen haha.

    But seriously I'm assuming it's a gun right?
     
  8. #8 Rose Funeral, Aug 30, 2011
    You should have just offered him to share the spliff you had and everything could have been peaceful and chill.
     
  9. #9 999mizta999, Aug 31, 2011
    I Tried dudes! Loving the responses! but there mean maan
    who would share someones unknown ciggerette? this guy took it off my mate! what if he had HERPES¬¬?

    Spanners a Spanner "a tool to increase tension in nuts and bolts"!
     
  10. #10 Exodus2011, Aug 31, 2011
    craziest high ever? me right now:cool:. lmao btw dubstep remix of still alive is unbelievably epic
     
  11. #11 Keep it rolling, Aug 31, 2011
    Wow you live in a fucked up area
     
  12. #12 999mizta999, Aug 31, 2011
    North west london... its pretty shit but i got the bud to uplift me HAIL MARY TO THAT BRETHREN!
     
  13. #13 gtx1, Aug 31, 2011
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    Awesome
     
  14. #14 TeHNeutral, Sep 1, 2011
    Just because most people here aren't sober, doesn't mean they believe this bull crap looooool

    but if this is legit you live in Gunchester and I feel sorry for you
     

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