Chances are those bitches are actually dudes, sitting in their bacon-stripped tighty-whities that now so caked with semen that they can stand on their own like they've been paper-mached. You see, those dudes, the ones with the hairy knuckles, the 5 o'clock shadows, and the TESTICLES, claiming to be randy females who want to hook up... they're luring you in because they're actually necrophiliacs...if you don't know what that means, look it up... then go hook up with those Craigslist "bitches".