My cousin and i used to go out every night and get blitzed in the forest. One night we were out walking around after smoking 5 bowls between the both of us. My cousin is a paraniod type guy high. all the sudden he starts to freak out, when i ask him why he is freaking out, he say's... and i Quote "SHHHHH... dude THEY SENT AIRPLANES!!!" and if that didn't seem that bad after that we both hid under a bush for an hour talking about how the airplane was going to find us. After that we started walking again. When we got to the road, we started to walk up it. we thought we would follow it home. about 30 seconds later we saw a dark figure in the road. The high dumbshits we were we desided to walk closer... only to see a cow 1200 lb.s of fat and muscle. after running into the forest, screaming like girls, we aproched a tree that started to move. lone behold another cow started to charge us. so we decided to return to the house and sleep off the terror.
I would have never hid for an hour lol! Maybe to play along though. That cow part sounds scary as fuck, I'd shit myself.
Total buzzkill. I like to look back on those moments and laugh about them... a long time after they're over.
Haha, playing along when someone is tripping out like that is so much fun. And it makes a very memorable experiance for the other person lol. Thats nuts though, about the cows. Ive never heard of cows doing shit like that before haha. I would of so shit my pants!
Haha similar thing happened to me. My friends and I were pretty high and we saw a light. We thought it was a searchlight, So we hid for like 10 minutes and then saw a helicopter. we thought it was the cops, so we just fuckin ran lol.
Yeah cows are scary as fuck man, I got attacked by a mother cow when I was 12, got too close to her calf's and she charged me, didn't really hurt me much, just hit me in the chest and pushed me back like 30 feet, knocked me down, but I was fine. Must have been crazy after smoking like 5 bowls man.