COULDNT GET UP :(

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by PositiveHerbs, Jan 29, 2014.

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  1. #1 PositiveHerbs, Jan 29, 2014
    I was just at my friends house, he was fucking his girl and I was supposed to fuck my ex, but.. :( I got in the room we were kissing and touching all that and we both undressed but when I took my briefs off I stayed regular sizzle :/ , like I had a boner before when she was sittin on my dick but it just went from limp to nothin omg I feel so fucking bad, then she tried to give me head but she was suckin the skin like I'm not circumcised lol so ya know but anyway I AM FUCKING 18, what's wrong with me.. I do look a porn and jack off like 4 times a week cus I feel so Addicyed to sex and I do smoke weed 5 days out the week.. I know this happens but I feel so fucking bad omg.. What am I to do?  THIS SHIT IS ABOUT TO FUCKING KILL ME, IM 18 WTF MAN

     
  2. #2 moabfighter, Jan 29, 2014
    Got too nervous man. It happens.
     
  3. #3 PositiveHerbs, Jan 29, 2014
    BRO I WASNT EVEN NERVOUS, i done fucked this bitch plenty of times
     
  4. #4 I Am Neo, Jan 29, 2014
    Another one of these stories. GC needs to set up a subforum. Sheesh.
     
  5. #5 Deleted member 42976, Jan 29, 2014
    if u drink way too much that might have some effect.
     
  6. #6 Sammyy, Jan 29, 2014
    maybe you like cock instead who knows
     
  7. #7 kusharikari, Jan 29, 2014
    Sometimes your weiner knows when you are about to make a bad choice... Least that's how I like to see it
     
  8. #8 Blissful Dusk, Jan 29, 2014
    Well it could be from too much whacking it, but you do four times a week, not a day. Probably too much to drink?

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  9. #9 quadridincopedipper, Jan 29, 2014
    There is. Sex love and relationships. It's under lifestyle.
     
  10. #10 Vegas_Fire, Jan 29, 2014
    That's how it be sometimes man... You probably have a reason why you knew you shouldn't fuck her... Happened to me a week ago I was supposed to hook up with a fwb but I knew I shouldn't and I could only get a semi no matter what she or I did.
     
  11. #11 I Am Neo, Jan 29, 2014
     
    OK,so then we need a limp-dick subsubforum.
     
  12. #12 PositiveHerbs, Jan 29, 2014
    😂😂 lol bruh I feel so much better now , but I'm done BEATIN my dick.. The more I think about it bruh I was like "omg I could be in some fuckin wet wet right now.. But my lil soldier not ready" like it was killin. Me but im high laughin bout it now 😤
     
  13. #13 aceburn, Jan 29, 2014
    Nothing happens without a reason, I bet you were nervous eveb about the limp dick and you sorta went into this loop where the more you think about it the more stressed out you get, you get where im going with this? An infinite limp-dick-mind-trap, hahah

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  14. #14 invinciblejets, Jan 29, 2014
    nigga said...whiskey dick.
     
  15. #15 Buzzwell420, Jan 29, 2014
    both your diets will be a factor.
    electricity needs conduct to flow
     
  16. #16 furittus, Jan 30, 2014
    Maybe you listened to yourself and saw why you were subconsciously repulsed by your exSent from my SGH-I337M using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  17. #17 Biltwellnigga, Jan 30, 2014
    reminds me of the scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall hahahaha
     
  18. #18 stupidstoner, Jan 30, 2014
    NEVER FUCK THE EX. Your dick learned the lesson before you did. Be fucking happy.
     
  19. #19 rolla joint, Jan 30, 2014
    Happened to me once when I was bout to fuck my girl and I have also fucked her plenty of times so I was like wtf. We smoked a blunt and got back to it and had some good ass sex. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
     
  20. #20 PositiveHerbs, Feb 6, 2014
    I stopped BEATIN off.. needless to say my dick works again now😤😤


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