I dunno, I just think people claiming to be cops post funny things on police message boards, so I decided this topic deserved its own thread. O.K. So I don't know for a fact that this quote is a real cop, but it is a cop message board, and it looks like he is definitely claiming he is. Biggy Smallz: "How about consent? I use it all the time: Officer: 'Ya got any guns, knives, or anything like that on you?' Turd: 'No' Officer: 'Then you don't mind if I pat you down, do you?' Turd: 'Go ahead'"