Cops overlooking mary?

ya man, some cops just dont give a fuck if its just weed. i got pulled over doing 95 in a civic, the cop looked at my eyes and asked if i had been smoking. i told him i just broke up with my gf and i had been "upset" earlier and thats why my eyes were red and glazed. he took my licence to his cruiser and came back and told me to slow down and sped off... i was like wtf. he must know what its like to be a chill ass stoner. i really want to find that motherfucker and thank him

 

some cops are sweet like that. watch out for the man-hating dykes though. theyll getcha every time.

 

Ive had cops pull over or pull up on me/my friends and dump out the weed we had 3 times, once they let us keep our pipes. They let us go all 3 times. But one time the cops were huge dicks and wanted to find weed so bad so they could arrest us, but they didnt find it, so after an hour of being searched we got let go.

 

Speaking of cops, cop-killah.

Fuckin... uuuuh... Shit, I forgot. Wait... Wait... Got it. Cops are bastards around here, and they have no motivation for it. Robots.

One time, though, I was at a party and two cops strolled in, and it turned out that one of them was cousins with my friend. Ripped a bong with us, and got faded off of some mgd. Pimp.

 

i got away a few times. recently i was at a party and this white dude offered me a few hits out his little pipe. haha, his pipe was cool, it was glass and had a glass frog on it.. well i was drunk and high already just killing his bowls [he didnt care] and den i saw a flashlight flash on me ahhaha, it was a cop, he was behind the white guy. i stopped hitting it and threw it on the ground [after trying to give it back to its owner who is standing about 2 feet infront of me and the cop is right behind him].. lol

so it seemd like all the cop did was ask whos it was[i didnt say shittttttt].. so i just walked back inside after standing there hhahaha, high as fuck.. i went back outside to get the white guys pipe back but that shit was gone.. fuckin cops are thieves. had a few bowls left and couldnt even kill it lol.

 

I've smoked with police before... and a teacher once. Nurses - wow, I married a psyciatric nurse and she can smoke like Joan of Ark!

I've smoked with business men, company directors, pop starts, teachers, engineers, security guards, nurses, plumers, electricians, and, oh yes - police. Everyone does it these days,

 

Im the type of dude that loves them HIGHWAY HIGHS. Yup i like pulling the left lane on the freeway and spark it up. Also it helps to have windows tinted. I have mine tinted even driver and passenger. Driving high is dope, i love bumping it too. I got 2 12's that go BOOM haha i be bumping mad shit. but when isee cops i do turn it down n shit. I aint trying to get caught riding dirty

 

but let me take this chance to say
Fuck the Police

 

in my personal experience police are humans and therefor corrupt.

You can see it everyday really, flashing there lights so they can run reds. Not using turnsignals, sitting in dark alleys with there lights off (and probably using cocaine in the dark), and pulling people over based on stereotypes and racial profiling. There are also countless first hand accounts of cops taking weed and giving no tickets or citations so the encounter is kept off the books.

 

thats true for more than just cops...

 

care to elaborate on that?

 

I was on my way back from Syracuse, NY with a QP of beasters, for my own personal use, lasts about a month and a half, two months. But anyway i got pulled over for speeding (a lousy 15 over the limit) and the cop asked if i had any drugs or anything, I simply laughed and said nope not today (jokingly) and that was good enough for him. So he returned to his cruiser and wrote me FOUR damn tickets. One for speeding, one for my truck being too hi off the ground, one becuase of my headlights and tail lights (aftermarket euros) and one for not signaling when he pulled me over. My truck is a 2005 ford f-250 6.0 powerstroke, mean while I see beaters driving by that are about to discinegrate and i inquired to why he didnt bother them...he cynicly replied "im busy with you"......o well at least the dick didnt wanna search because it was just in an empty chainsaw carrier, would have been easily discoverd

 

it was aimed at the part of the quote where he said to look out for man-hating dykes. my ex roommate is a lesbian, and she now lives with another 2 lesbians and works with maybe 10 more. my college also has around a 50% gay population (not just lesbians, but they make up maybe 40% of that (the other 60% of the gay population being male)). from personal experiances, if you dont want to end up feeling like theres something wrong with just being a guy, it would be best to aviod that type.

 

Nice dodge man...just a lot of cops don't really give a shit as long as you're not pushing, man. At least he didn't get all shitty with you O_O

 

i got my room at college raided by a task force. believe me, they care

 

when i was like 16 i had just left my friends after pickin up some hash , so im walkin this street and the police pull up and tell me to stand still , take my hat off and spread my arms & legs.

im thinkin im fucked , they found the hash in my pocket and told me that they were gonna let me go since i was doing what he told me to , at 16 i didnt have much money at all , atleast £30 a week , so my exact words were "thats the last of my money down the drain , i just get stoned i dont run about drinkin and causin trouble".

he said it'd be best if i just started walking , so i started walkin down the street while these 2 cops sat in the car a few meters behind me , i hear the engine start and by now im pretty pissed , i hear "oi wee man" , they pull up beside me again and say "take it and get home , i dont wanna drive by here in 10 minutes and see you" and they actually gave me the hash back , god damn i was shocked , that was an amazing day.

thats the only policeman that has ever helped me out / let me go.

the police here identify you by ur clothes , if you look like your carrying something , weed/knife/alcohol then they're gonna search you no doubt.