cops fail at busting us

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Rahzizzle, Jul 6, 2006.

  1. Alright so the story starts out after we leave summerfest. There were 10 of us, 5 guys 5 girls and we went to my friends house, he had an open house for the night. So we get there and drink a 30 pack and a bottle of jack.

    I was wasted and so were most of the people, and the kid whos house it was didnt want us there if we were drunk because he got caught for having parties before and if he got caught again he was going to get kicked out.

    So we left and drive to my other friends house. There were 3 cars all following each other, we were the middle car. On the drive there we see a police SUV waiting at a stopsign. We drive by and he pulls up behind us so we turn right and he follows the friend infront of us who is wasted, (he did 3 beer bongs not even 10 minutes ago) right as my friend goes through the intersection the SUV turns its lights on and I just watched as we drove away. We were thinking, "O great those 4 kids are all going to jail that ruined our night."

    Before we even had time to talk about it a cop is behind us with its lights flashing. I really dont care because I knew we werent speeding and our driver was the only person who didnt drink that night. He breathalized the driver and he passes perfect. And SOMEHOW the other car who got pulled over first passed 100% clean. The cop made him do every sobriety test and he passed the breathalizer NO CLUE HOW.

    So basically after a good ass night at summerfest our car and our friends car both got pulled over and we both get away with nothing, no tickets, no jail.

    We smoked a $25 bowl out of our steamroller after that dedicated to not getting caught
     
  2. wow man, sounds lucky. Maybe the driver faked doin the beer bongs and what not? :p

    But, how bout some -rep to balance out your lucky night? ;)
     
  3. was this last night? i live in wisconsin too and the cops have been dicks every night after summerfest. We take those bussess from summerfest to parok and rides along I-94 and the cops just sit in the park and rides and wait for someone to come stubling off the bus.
     
  4. The only thing is if he just did the beer bongs like last minute and it wasn't in his blood yet, he could have been just a real low reading or something, but that is lucky lol.

    Alot of my friends have stories similar to this where kids get off with it. Some people just can hold it together no matter how fucked up, I know quite a few.

    I actually got pulled over in a similar style, there were 8 people in a small car (a camry) and 7 of them where real drunk and extremely stoned we called some girl to drive us back to campus from the party and she came 2:30 in the morning and forgot to turn her headlights on, only parking. Which this is in a town where the speed limits all 30mph and theres street lights the whole way, and the girl had sunglasses on cause she had pink eye lol.

    Anyways the cops come two on each side of the door, it was two cars. it took them like 5 mintues to even tell that 5 people where in the back cause it was frosted over. one kid tries to talk the cops out of trouble but he just ended up showeing he was shitfaced. So the cops talked to him for like 30 minutes, and they didn't even search him he had blunt wraps and weed in his pockets. the cops just had everyone buckle up and 3 people in the cop car and he followed us the like 100 yards back to campus. Everyone had weed in there pockets and we avoided gettin raped by the 5-0 lol, good times....
     
  5. how big is your friend, most people could pound 3 beers and be fine, if they are a bigger person its not really going to do much in the way of BAC either.
     
  6. You can do varying amounts though Ive seen people do from one to 5 beers at a time. The guy who did 5 at a time did it 3 times in a row and he was already drinking, it was at a frat none the less.

    If he just did 3 though thats not much it won't all be in his system at once but it he did like 2-3 at a time then it just wasn't in his system.
     

  7. yea one of my friends got arrested this year at the park n ride after summerfest, bout 45 seconds after he was off the bus he was in the squad car.
     
  8. hahaha get this. I have 2 friends who came home from summerfest real trashed, and got off at elmbrook church and were walking to wendys when a cop drove up to them and "offered" them a ride. They arnt dumbasses so they said no thanks and kept walking. I didnt hear the whole story but somehow the cop ended up breathalizing them and giving them both underage drinking tickets.

    But yea I got off at gerkees corner, however its spelled, and there were 3 cop cars and 5 police just sitting there watching everyone get off the bus. I mean its good for safety reasons, but not when a cop gets 2 kids who are just walking away.

    Where in WI do you live? im from waukesha
     
  9. you some lucky mother fuckers, man. those breathalizers were probably faulty as fuck, or your friend ate some gum.
     
  10. Yeah bro, your friend definantly did get pretty damn lucky...
     
  11. yeah, i've done a 10-beer beer bong with a fuckin traffic cone. it was the most amount of liquid i've had forced into my body.

    EDIT: except for that one time..
     

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