Cops be like

i just smoked weed in my dorm 3 weeks after getting a para ticket... and i BUSTED out laughing...air is flowing from hallway into room, and using a vape/fan combo. but, im sketch as fuck....WHY ARE TH KEYS SO LOUD!!!! AHHHH

but for real... dont live in a small town where nothing happens.... cops go nuts over a gram of weed.

 

 

"Hey can u not smoke here this is a park"

"Hey u can't smoke here go down a couple blocks"

"Damn that smells dank, take it acouple blocks down"

"Hey hows it goin"

Fuck the perks of being light skinned and polite...nd SFPD

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This made me laugh like a little girl.

 

 
 
30 years ago you woulda got beaten with a nightsitck id be grateful if i was you

 

There's totally supposed to be a comma after fuck.

I havent had any hard times with police officers u better believe I'm grateful

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"We won't search you for no crack rocks niqqer"

 

Cop: Hands behind your back your under arrest
Innocent person: What? why?
Cop: Hes resisting use force!

 

Story of my life.

 

"you ever been to prison/"
 
"no"
 
"i only ask because you're tattoos look like prison ink."
 
"no, i did em myself officer"
 
^pretty much explains my tattoo skill

 

"Did I run that stop sign officer?" "I dunno, did you??" Actually happened >_>

 

"If you smoke weed, you will ruin your life" - douche bag cops


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"Do yew know possession of murawanna is illegal in the state of blah blah blah"