Cops be like

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  1. #21 Red Blaze, Jan 22, 2014
    "You almost struck my unit."No I didn't almost "strike your unit", you liar.Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
     
  2. #22 Pot Toker, Jan 22, 2014
    Like, his cock?

    "Do you have any knives, guns, bombs, bazookas, hand grenades?"

    Quit trying to lighten the mood with humor, asshole.
     
  3. #23 sofakingstoned, Jan 22, 2014
    Cop: “ how close were you at the time the accident occurred?"

    Me: “ well for a second there we were pretty fuckin close don't ya think?"

    True story after a guy pulled out in front of me and I t-boned him.
     
  4. #24 PotthesmokeMD, Jan 22, 2014
    "Did you guys see a black guy smoking around here"?Haha it was really my friends and i that had been smoking in an alley but they were only looking for black guys that day.
     
  5. #25 KushMastaFlex, Jan 22, 2014
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    "Dispatch we got a black over here....mhm... okay.... Sir I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle." Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
     
  6. #26 zUnderground, Jan 22, 2014
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    cops be like "show me your bud and ill let ya go..."
     
     
     
    NOT
     
     
    "I would let you off but my SGT. said otherwise.."
     
     
    BULLSHIT BITCH
     
  7. #27 GiveMeYourBud, Jan 22, 2014
    Shits great lol xD.
     
  8. #28 zUnderground, Jan 22, 2014
    awesome thread btw might as well have the topic "bitches be like..."
     
  9. #29 sdfhsfgh, Jan 22, 2014
    Its just weed man, hand it over and you can go  [​IMG]
     
  10. #30 DroMontesino, Jan 22, 2014
    True story:Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?Me: no sirCop: your window tint is way too dark, I can't even see you.Me: yes sir, I have a medical letter stating I need limo tint for my skin condition. He then walks to the back of the car to read my plate, so I grab my medical papers to show him. When he comes back and I hand him the paper, he sayCop: do have a letter for the stench of marijuana? Me: no sir, this isn't the state for that.He actually let me go, after I gave him my half burnt spliff. I bet he smoked it.Fuck your French, and excuse my Ebonics....
     
  11. #31 -Martyr, Jan 22, 2014
    "Spread your shit! PUSSIES ON THE PAVEMENT FELLAS!! COME ON!!"
     
  12. #32 Highnez57, Jan 22, 2014
    "Sir where is the marijuanas?"

    "I don't have it anymore."

    "I'm only going to ask you one more time, where is, the marijuanas."

    *chuckling* "Well officer, I know you can see the smoke, there it is."

    "Alright, sir please step out of the vehicle!"
     
  13. #33 Alburnstrees, Jan 22, 2014
    "We have a weed stem in here, better call back up"
     
  14. #34 Noodlez, Jan 22, 2014
    "Oink,oink,oink,oink,oink."
     
  15. #35 Paulalee, Jan 22, 2014
    Spread ur legs, bend over, and cough.
     
  16. #36 Andreas., Jan 22, 2014
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    bent over and cough bitch
     
    Edit : didnt read the response right above me lol
     
  17. #37 StonedScholar, Jan 22, 2014
    "Okay only need one more 'speeder' and my quota is filled"
     
  18. #38 Andreas., Jan 22, 2014
    unleashes dog first ask questions later.
     
  19. #39 GiveMeYourBud, Jan 22, 2014
    "It's not to late to change your life. You're heading down the wrong road. My friends and I all experimented with pot when we were your age. Most of them are in jail, I was the lucky one."
     
    Detective T. Hill. All he said to me throughout high school lol.
     
  20. #40 Rebel Eye, Jan 22, 2014
    "You can't skateboard on the sidewalk. If I catch you again I'm taking your board away for a month" 
     
    fuck you cop, you can't catch me.  :rolleyes:
     
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