My friend and his buddy managed to pull this one off: In like grade 9, my friend and his buddy were smoking some grass in a park. Around the corner and down the street a while is a cop station. They have about an eighth on them and a bong, and they're blazed as fuck. So all the sudden, a cop car comes cruisin in and parks, an officer gets out and starts walking towards them. They had already hidden the bong and weed in his backpack. Of course, my friend's buddy fucking bolts, and my friend yells "Nooo! Come back!" Cop comes up and asks "so, what are you boys up to". My friend starts crying and says "We aren't excepted at home, everyone teases us at school, just because we're gay doesn't mean you have to come picking on us!!" and just covers his face with his hands crying. Cop looks shocked and says "Oh, I'm sorry. Have a nice day then." and walks away all embarrassed. Hahaaha, so he goes and finds his friend and they smoke up the rest of that shit and lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER. I would never have been able to pull that off. Wow. Fuucking ballsy.
Don't remember where I read this, but similar story: Two guys in a Wendy's parking lot toking it up in the car, hotboxing of course, when this cop knocks on the window which had fogged up. The passenger grabs the bag of weed and sticks that and his hand down the drivers pants... Not sure how the cop didn't smell anything, but they got away with it... Lmao.