Ive got a funny yet kinda scary story for you guys. So I'm chilling with my friend when he asks if he can take my car for a spin and go grab some ice cream. Since I've been very close friends with him since 7th grade (we are both 19 now and graduated high school) I said sure and hoped in the passenger seat. While driving around I decide to start smoking my one hitter. Now my friend is on probation for a DUI during his first year of college. They dropped the underage charge and suspended his license for a month and gave him a year of probation (I know, pretty fucking lucky). It's been over a month since his probation has started and just got his license back. So anyways, im blazing up shotgun, he's driving my car. Now just as a side note, he hasn't understood the concept that it is perfectly legal to drive someone elses car with their consent. He makes a turn at an intersection when we hear a siren out of nowhere! Luckily for us we instantly recognized it as an ambulance siren and laughed it off. Just as we get over the shock and go to take a hit, we see a cop coming straight for us in the oncoming lane!!! I freak out and hide my one hitter and my friend starts flipping the fuck out as he pulls over. The cop burns right past us and that's when I smell it.... My friend shat his pants. My car instantly went from smelling like Sour Diesel to reeking of fecal matter. Lucky for me my seat is okay and his pants are perfectly fine. Now i don't blame him for his actions... I blame the fucking pig who scared us, well more or less him, shitless.
Just as an added note: he temporarily quit smoking due to the probation and was not smoking with me. He was just driving
godamn. he took "i almost shit my pants there bro" to the next level. i would not let him live that down.
Lmfao! Aww man.... I just laughed so hard I just shit all over myself :/ Oh well that's what the shower's for right?
[quote name='"DSpuDs"']godamn. he took "i almost shit my pants there bro" to the next level. i would not let him live that down.[/quote] Yeah but he got just got arrested not to long ago so I don't blame him
[quote name='"Steveishigh"']did he atleast pull over and take off his boxers and wipe his ass before you guys drove any more?[/quote] Yeah he got rid of the boxers and cleaned up at the nearest place with a public restroom. And we still got our ice cream
nevermind the shit stain or watever, what the fuck is wrong with that bitches facial color it looks like shes choking