Cop Pulls Over Stripper, Ejaculates On Her, Avoids Prosecution

Discussion in 'General' started by Aconites, Feb 23, 2007.

  1. No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.

    When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn’t responsible for making sticky all over the woman’s sweater. He insisted that she made the married patrolman make the mess—after all, she was on her way home from work as a dancer at Captain Cream Cabaret.

    “She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.”

    A jury of one woman and 11 men—many white and in their 50s or 60s—agreed with Stokke. On Feb. 2, after a half-day of deliberations, they found Park not guilty of three felony charges that he’d used his badge to win sexual favors during the December 2004 traffic stop.

    Park, 31, was red-faced and unable to control his twitching foot in the moments before the verdict was announced; if convicted, he would have faced prison. When he was found not guilty, he briefly embraced Stokke. In the public seating section, tears flowed from his gray-haired mother’s face. His father, a mechanic, closed his eyes and threw his head back. Outside the courtroom, surrounded by his family, a smiling Park said he felt vindicated.

    Veteran sex crimes prosecutor Shaddi Kamiabipour—who’d called Park “a predator” during the nine-day trial—said she was disappointed with the verdicts. She also dismissed Stokke’s contention that the Orange County District Attorney’s office had overcharged the case. At stake, Kamiabipour said, was the principle that no one—not even a horny cop who’d once won honors for community service—is above the law.

    “Park didn’t pick a housewife or a 17-year-old girl,” Kamiabipour said in her closing argument. “He picked a stripper. He picked the perfect victim.”


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    http://ocweekly.com/news/news/illegally-park-ed/26661/


     
  2. sorry this was already posted man
     
  3. Really? My bad.
     
  4. its all good, im sure some people havent seen it
     
  5. Nah haven't seen it. But did he pull out his weiner or something because they make it sound like he just had a boner and somehow ejaculated onto her, but now that I think about it he had to have taken out his weiner........ another joint for the lady?
     
  6. He really could have picked a better place to whip his Schwanz out.

    I like the bakery, myself.
     
  7. I don't understand. Did it go like this?

    "Ma'am please open your window and give me license and registration"

    -Girl opens window-
    -Cop takes out cock, jizzes-

    "Drive safely Ma'am."

    I mean seriously how does something like this happen. If a cop made ANY advances towards his penis while stopping me, my window would be up, doors would be locked, and I'd either call another cop or just leave the area to go to a more populated area. I don't get it.
     
  8. (Testifying)

    "I swear, Judge, I was pulled over and asked to show my license. Next thing you know this degenerate whips out his rod and starts beating me about the face with it! I closed my window immediately, nearly slicing his equipment in half, and hid in a coffee shop for a while!"

    "Miss Hippy, we find you guilty of assault against an officer of the law, and fleeing the scene of said crime."

    Ten years for not greasing this guys terrier.

    I can see it.
     

  9. Lmao! Yeah.....I don't know how he got away with that one. Well, I do, but I don't. Know what I mean?
     
  10. Oh well it might be worth it to put a dent in the dude's dick.
     
  11. I wouldn't at all be surprised to learn that this guy's schwanz was bent downwards anyway.

    I figure a downward angle is most convenient for striking some poor motorist sitting low in their vehicle.

    Then again, I have been wrong before; I may have to go back and take physics again.
     
  12. I'm still seriously confused on how all of this happened. I keep replaying scenarios in my head and none of them make sense lol. It's just so fucking weird.
     
  13. just one more scenario where a filthy fucking pig gets away with murder (well, not murder but def sexual assault of some sort) and the victim gets publicly humiliated. what is wrong with our society to let this happen?
     
  14. Also, what about the video on his dash? What does that show? I think something doesn't add up and something is being left out.
     
  15. Honestly, it really doesn't add up. Unless this guy was beating off in his car while pulling this girl over, kept his hand in his pocket (sustaining the pre-orgasmic state, since you can never just stop that sort of thing without starting over), told her to roll down her window and exploded in her face.

    Honestly, it takes at least 15 seconds to get there, unless you're really REALLY excited, which he may have been, but I just can't see him unzipping his pants and yanking one out from scratch while this girl sits there, holding out her registration.

    I just can NOT see that.
     
  16. Which is why I think there is a major incident being left out. Like maybe she tried to bribe him out of whatever trouble she was in.
     
  17. Precisely.. Sadly it's up to a jury at this point.
     
  18. dude that chick musta been bangin hot. i mean this guy probably was having trouble with the misses at home and wasnt getting any cuz she might have been on her rag or something. and so this dude is all horny and alone on a late night. so he is doing his duty and makes a legit stop on someone who happens to be a very very good looking woman.

    then he starts walking back to right his ticket and he looks at the picture and starts jerking off in the car but then he realizes he should stop and then he hands her the ticket but this guy is a late bloomer. and he sees her for real and he cant help himself and just tells her to get something else out of the glove box and when she turns he whips it out and gets her a nice shot on the shoulder.

    just my theory but what do i know i wasnt there.

    but still she must have been really fucking hot.
     
  19. maybe she was tryin to run, and he put the shoot on her.... :D
     
  20. if he took his dick out of his pants then this whole thing is fucked
    I don't even want to think about anymore
    I don't like cops let alone cop dick
     

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