Coolest Drug Dealer You've Met?

dont you mean douchiest dealer? works at abercrombie :x

 

eh i guess so, tell me if im wrong, but i imagined one of those kids in the buckle jeans with flip flops, a polo, and a keychain necklace

 

My coolest dealer would be the dealer I have now, my first bag I got from him was a 20 and it was some good mids and I got 3 grams I went there with my friend because my friend introduced me to him. The next time I come back the dudes all nice and he just hooks me up. He literally put 1.7 grams in a $10 and it had looked like mids with a lot of crystals all over it. I rolled it up in a blunt and as soon I took the second hit I was already feeling it and it was feeling good. From there on I have always got amazing deals.

 

Yep and I am planning on buying me a bong from the shop here and it looks like it has a 1.5 gram bowl so you better bet my dime bags will be going into it haha. What was the deals you was getting?

 

my dealer has become one of my closest friends, he is so funny, he tells me to weight out my own bahs now and shit, and he will just like toss me his jar and be like pack us some bowls, so i will pack 4 or 5 big ass bowls out of his jar and what he does is hit it twice in a row then hes like i dont want it anymore

 

One of my dealers, a more unreliable one cuz i cant always get when i want, always hooks me up... 10/g usually but i get 10/1.5g always dank

 

yea man i know a cool ass drug dealer named sal he's a funny dude he knows how to roll cross joints and likes to watch 227 and look at funny shit on the internet

he's a good guy too he's gonna build septic tanks on playgrounds so little kids could take shits

 

LMFAO +rep

 

Hey man wasnt your 'piff' ""laced"""

 

of all the dealers i've known, i would have to say the coolest was the one that let me live with her, she had a room for rent as i was finishing uni for the year and needed a place to stay i took her up on the offer. i can describe the experience in one word. HEAVEN!! getting a g for mowing the lawn, or going to the shops for her. free eighths if i delivered for her. god i miss living there. doubt i will ever have it that good again, ever unless i start growing.

 

i love this movie soo much, +rep for you good sir

 

I live next to Christiania (Look it up if you don't know jack). There's a few cool dealers there, when I used to buy my stash I always went to the same two guys who basically sold me really nice weed at friend prices while chatting me up about all the weird shit that goes on in that place, always been greeted with a smile and plenty of 'demo' smoke I'd also often get 'a bag of this' and 'a bag of that' for free just to try it out

 

Everyone I grip from is pretty cool. They'll match on blunts or bongs, welcome you into their house, provide beverages, but there's a lot of people in my area so if you want to be a dick you won't get business.

 

The coolest one i've had is my first dealer, back in middle school. He would sell me HUGE nugs of sour diesel, blue dream, etc. for $20. One time i got 2 nugs each the size of my thumb.

 

Dude the coolest dealer I had lived in the building across from mine at my old complex back home. Fucker had dreadlocks halfway down his back and everything. He's smoke me up almost daily even though I didn't buy from him that often. He even fronted me a hit of some acid and I didn't have to pay him until I got my paycheck, haha it was my first time too.

Last I heard he was locked away for parole violation He was the bee's knees man.